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• Post #4339972

  I recently logged back into Facebook and it took me about sixty seconds to regret it

• Post #4339971

  I am once again compelled to remind the universe that the only reason they were able to afford the apartment in the #FriendsTvShow is because they were (somewhat dubiously) living in units under rent control

• Post #4339970

  RE: https://alpaca.gold/@maxgross/116938802379200948 anyway i deleted my account

• Post #4339969

  Tempted to create a version of Monopoly that’s exactly the same except prices have been changed to reflect modern inflation

• Post #4339968

  The thing about people going “oh these companies take your money and hold onto the interest” is that interest rates are like 3% so it’s not really that worth the hassle

• Post #4339967

  why is hanging things so much work

• Post #4339966

  every week i am reminded that I am a "spend money on it" gay and not a "fix it myself" gay (I really try, ok, but I should not have to injure myself to break through a padlock)

• Post #1676005

  Robot mop: *diligent mops the floor* Me: “ahhhh why is it wet”

• Post #1676003

  Calling a guy “DOGE twink” feels like an act of some kind of violence, but there are bigger problems in the world and, honestly, kinda deserved

• Post #1676000

  is it just me or has Apple Home been really disappointing

• Post #1675999

  does it void the warranty if you bring an iphone to space

• Post #1675998

  Isn't it nice that we are doing war crimes too

• Post #1675997

  Never understood Miranda Priestly like I do right now, when I'm well prepared for closing and everybody else isn't, sighhhhhhhh. #WhyIsNoOneReady

• Post #1675994

  If it’s a good thing the push notification is “good news! your interest rate has increased!” and if it’s a bad thing it’s “important notification about your account”

• Post #256253

  I love the internet https://www.theverge.com/news/860106/betterment-crypto-scam-notification

• Post #256249

  I am enjoying the hidden features of the Mamdani sign generator https://homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/for.html

• Post #256247

  @Jeremiah 👋👋. images are being weird for me on alpaca.gold and I did reset my cache so was there an upgrade that went a little weird?

• Post #256245

  Here's the thing: It's a stunt. Of course it's a stunt. We all know he knows that it's a stunt. But we still see him actually doing the work. It's not like a little photo opportunity, they get a few snapshots, and they're outta there. He's carrying the shovel, staying out in the cold, and dealing with the snow. Yeah, he's just one guy, and it's a big storm. But nobody can say he doesn't know what the front line wor...