Matt Gemmell 🏴
mattgemmell@mastodon.scot
<p>Writer from Edinburgh, Scotland. Husband of one, father of two.</p>
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Post #4383695
As the most amateur of amateurs in photography, so far I've learned that: it's not the camera body, it's the lens — but also not the lens; it’s the settings. And not the settings; the composition. But not the composition; the LIGHT. And not even the light, but actually just being there with the camera at all. It turns out that photography is all about taking photos a lot, looking at them, and trying stuff to make them better the next time. I wish I'd been told this earlier.
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Post #3717926
A rare al fresco breakfast in Edinburgh. ☀️
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Post #3635708
When the aliens get here, amidst the ruins they’re going to find a bunch of Brother mono laser printers, still on the included toner cartridge, sitting there on the network ready to roll and wondering why nobody has printed a return label for five thousand years.
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Post #1574459
Very excited about DaVinci Resolve getting a Photo page in the next version, for all the colour correction and node-based editing stuff. I will not use Lightroom because it&#39;s an Adobe product, and I&#39;m hoping that Resolve can do enough of the things I need to unify the workflow a bit.
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Post #1116870
My 272nd free weekly mini-story &quot;Despair was the gun&quot; is out, and you can read it here: https://mattgemmell.scot/books/once-upon-a-time/stories/despair-was-the-gun/ (Why not subscribe to get these in your inbox too?) #amwriting #fiction #shortstory
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Post #1116869
macOS 26.4 seems to remount unmounted drives when unlocking the screen. Apple keeps finding new ways to make me dread every update and its bizarre bugs.
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Post #1116868
My 273rd free weekly mini-story &quot;The Major Arcana&quot; is out, and you can read it here: https://mattgemmell.scot/books/once-upon-a-time/stories/the-major-arcana/ (Why not subscribe to get these in your inbox too?) #amwriting #fiction #shortstory
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Post #1116867
Stats on my free weekly mini-stories* Began: 11th Jan, 2021 Stories so far: 273 Total words: ~345,000 Most common genres: supernatural 128, sci-fi 94, horror 59, crime 42 * https://mattgemmell.scot/books/once-upon-a-time/stories/ #amwriting
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Post #1116866
So, so, so, so tired of news from That Country.
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Post #1116865
Tip for those in the US wondering which news stories are real and which are jokes today: the cruel, demented stuff that damages international relations for decades to come is real.
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Post #1116863
Also known as the “fuck Sky and Adobe in particular” law. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg0v36ek2go
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Post #1116862
Imagine the pride you must feel to have your home planet come back into view, re-establish contact, and get all the news stories about your head of state saying “a whole civilisation will die tonight”.
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Post #1116861
RE: https://social.vivaldi.net/@ianbetteridge/116373365428559458 I think virtually everyone is in favour of a NATO (and everything else) without the US at this point. I’m also pretty sure that in the EU Council meetings about ongoing rearmament, they draw air-quotes around countering the threat of ✌️Russia✌️.
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Post #1116860
👍 👍 Get the world off US big tech at all costs. @dch https://bsd.network/@dch/116377001378037840
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Post #978100
Maximum hubris to post photos from a spacecraft of the beautiful planet that your country is absolutely dedicated to fucking up in every conceivable way.
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Post #695549
30 years ago today, on 13th March 1996, I was sixteen and at high school. It was a Wednesday. Half an hour up the road in Dunblane, a man called Thomas Hamilton walked into a primary school gymnasium with 4 legally-owned handguns and 743 rounds. He killed 16 children aged between 5 and 6, the age my son is right now. He also killed a teacher, and injured 15 others, then killed himself. It was and is the deadliest mass (4+ casualties) shooting in UK history.
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Post #695544
Software running on the user account of a minor should be prohibited from showing UI or messaging related to purchases, including trial functionality.
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Post #581711
Mad scientist but with a retro Macintosh vibe.
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Post #529848
It stands for UnSafe. The sheer number of people we know who have cancelled their planned holidays and even business trips there for the forseeable future.
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Post #529847
I think it would be quicker to list my acquaintances who haven&#39;t said some version of this.
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Post #529846
Interesting that this time around they got to völkisch _after_ the camps instead of before. In the USA it’s currently 1937–38. https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/02/fcc-asks-stations-for-pro-america-programming-like-daily-pledge-of-allegiance/
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Post #529845
My 268th free weekly mini-story &quot;Exile&quot; is out, and you can read it here: https://mattgemmell.scot/books/once-upon-a-time/stories/exile/ (Why not subscribe to get these in your inbox too?)
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Post #529843
Latest reminder that the world must have complete independence from the USA, in every respect, as one of its primary policy goals. https://www.reuters.com/sustainability/boards-policy-regulation/us-orders-diplomats-fight-data-sovereignty-initiatives-2026-02-25/
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Post #529842
Let’s all just try to be kind to people, and be sure to tell them it&#39;s because I told you to.
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Post #529841
My 269th free weekly mini-story &quot;Donkey&quot; is out, and you can read it here: https://mattgemmell.scot/books/once-upon-a-time/stories/donkey/ (Why not subscribe to get these in your inbox too?) #amwriting #fiction #shortstory
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Post #529839
And if you want to make genre/topic-specific (or otherwise filtered) books from Markdown-based content using my Pandoc Publish wrapper, I wrote up how I do that for my weekly stories: https://mattgemmell.scot/automating-novel-and-anthology-publishing/ https://aus.social/@Unixbigot/116156840668636158 https://aus.social/@Unixbigot/116156840668636158
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Post #529838
Nine years.
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Post #445928
I think the most emetic thing about the 1Password price increase for the family plan is that they refer to it as “updating” the pricing, noting that it had heretofore &quot;remained largely unchanged&quot;. It bugged me, and I pondered why; I think it&#39;s because it contains the implication that an unpleasant (20%!) price increase ought to be accepted now because customers had graciously been excused some notional previous increases, as if there were an element of now-unsustainable...
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Post #445927
Another in the ever-continuing series of Two Kinds of People In The World: those who want to actually create things, and those who are basically OK with using the stolen work of countless others to marginally increase their own convenience.
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Post #309320
Another painful one to write, given my life-long love of Apple. The world must extricate itself from US big tech: https://mattgemmell.scot/liberty-as-resistance/