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• Post #4453758

  i have a strength score of 18 but sadly it's a percentile system

• Post #4109533

  package shipping (drawing fedex boxes making out with usps boxes)

• Post #4024549

  butt-themed social network where posts are called farts

• Post #3968577

  remember! only beating oil company execs to death with your bare hands can prevent forest fires

• Post #3968576

  i always feel bad buying food for my cat because like. cat food is just Scienifically Engineered Nutrition Meal™ i don't know how to get the little guy food he'll actually enjoy. and i don't know if i could afford it

• Post #3968575

  hmm a follow request from mastodon.social, from an account with 60+ follows and 1 follower, that talks about "Revolution" and capitalizes it for some reason, and fills its bio with hashtags and a link to twitter "greetings fellow commies how do you do"

• Post #3968574

  now i'm sleeping till 1830 guess i'll just keep sleeping later and later until i'm on a sane schedule again

• Post #3912499

  instead of "autistic masking" it should be called cloaking. á la star trek. it eats a lot of power, you can't use all your systems while you're doing it, and you only ever need it to get through enemy territory alive

• Post #3818640

  [literally nothing happens] me: did i fuck up and now everyone hates me? i think i fucked up and now everyone hates me

• Post #3808258

  how do i sustain my life when i am no longer willing to participate in the cult of productivity

• Post #3742863

  why is krita not using any font i select #krita

• Post #3742862

  @Zynist the fuck is your point exactly

• Post #3733033

  lovecraft cultists chanting "OREMOR NHOJ EM LLIK EMAG EHT NIW OT" around a pentagram

• Post #3723755

  RE: https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/116727695309124497 they fucking antialiased the sidewalk

• Post #3701890

  happy Turtle Bit Off A Cop's Toe In The Hudson River Day to all who celebrate

• Post #3640507

  in deltarune, kris's role is the Magical Enby for susie's character arc, in this essay i

• Post #3640506

  RE: https://freeradical.zone/@FranceskaMann/115880100913895365 addendum: there is safety in numbers. ICE will think twice about using force against 2 or more people. even just holding hands or embracing could be enough to save your friend.

• Post #3640505

  i think trans AND cis people should be barred from military service tbh

• Post #3632520

  do crime, post gridlike images on discord

• Post #3632519

  in the habit of thanking, not apologizing to, my friends for putting up with my bullshit everyone has bullshit and it's best to handle it not with shame or guilt, but with love and care

• Post #3632518

  guys if my milk jug inflated is it still good

• Post #3632517

  * Susie's Idea

• Post #3607624

  tomorrow i wish everyone a happy Recover From All The Fucking Noise Day

• Post #3607623

  god knew i would be too powerful if i could do literally anything

• Post #3583270

  RE: https://burnout.cafe/@admin/116857804772538444 lol. lmao. get defederated dumbass #defederation

• Post #3583269

  gay pride IS about publishing gay pornography, along with everything else. you can embrace the entirety of queer existence or you can be an oppressor. there's no in between.

• Post #3537360

  i always hear about robotgirls (yay) but where the robotboys at

• Post #3537359

  does a pasta spoon qualify as a type of spork :neofox_thinking:

• Post #3537358

  level of trust earned from account name alone: doctor jim wyerson @ medical dot social - block immediately potato cat @ glooby dot info - we could hang out i guess demon sex faggot @ rainbow cocks dot gay - i would die for this person

• Post #3485964

  handy tip for surviving the heat wave! execute all oil company owners