Christopher Masto

masto@masto.masto.com

Hi, I'm Chris. I used to work in big tech. I got better.I am primarily here to favorite all of the cat pictures. And have nice conversations about sandwiches. Or robots. But the good kind who have their own thing going on and are chill and like to hang out and chat over sandwiches and battery packs, not the ones who are agents of the corpo capitalist hegemony.Anyway, I'm not famous or important, so I don't have a bio to put here, but if you've made it this far maybe we can be friends.

Posts

Post #1157181
@thomasfuchs Now I’m trying to figure out what app I would be labeled with.
Post #1157180
@jcrabapple Not the most successful XTC record.
Post #1157179
@jcrabapple Not sure if you’re trolling me :-) but https://youtu.be/NrcemZpOmpI
Post #1157178
@Binder Is that like an alternative to `yes` that emits its stream of `y`s begrudgingly, while rolling its eyes and calling you “Unc” on stderr?
Post #1157177
The best way to deploy enterprise software is don’t. Thank you. Additional lessons are available to Patreon supporters (L6+).
Post #1157174
New bop drop. Skip if morally opposed to people with no talent using technology to entertain themselves at immense cost to the planet and humanity’s collective soul. https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbn2Qp1PmIc
Post #1157173
If you can’t keep up with the chaos of AI, we’ll get someone who says they can.
Post #749390
I had a package delivered today that I couldn&#39;t find. I went looking for it on the security camera, it literally blew away.
Post #749389
Hey, good morning. I’m writing to you from the not too distant future. Could some of you start working on a way to turn old video cards into food? We have a bit of a situation here.
Post #749388
Oh, computers. You used to be cool.
Post #749387
That which can be explained by stupidity or malice is probably both. I&#39;m calling this Mia&#39;s Razor, after the por qué no los dos girl.
Post #749386
What are you doing, step large language model?
Post #749385
“But it robs me of the part that’s best for the soul” https://notes.visaint.space/ai-coding-is-gambling/