Mark A. Rayner
markarayner@mas.to
<p>Human-shaped, monkey-loving, robot-fighting, pirate-hearted, storytelling junkie, Mark is an award-winning author of satire and science fiction. </p><p>(alt texts: avatar is mark looking worried in a space helmet. The banner is a herd of dairy cattle running away from an invading swarm of UFOs.)</p>
Posts
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Post #4500622
Um, phrasing? #pickles #humor #humour #doubleentendre
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Post #4475731
The horrors these warning cones have experienced. #weird #cones #humor #humour
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Post #4363078
Weird salmon redefining the term "chilling." #IKnowItsADog #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour
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Post #4328728
The God Emperor wishes you a happy #Caturday #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
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Post #4201524
Hey, did you know it's weird fish Wednesday? Instead of the inane music, this video really needs some narration by Jacques Cousteau: "Ze rare coastal corgi-fish makes itz stately way as nature intended." #IKnowItsADog #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #weirdFishWednesday
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Post #4165405
Oh, coffee, I'm happy to see you too! #coffee #happy #humor #humour #Pareidolia
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Post #4088356
Another thirsty #caturday. Stay hydrated everyone! #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
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Post #4068270
Your choice! #SundayFunday #humor #humor #weird #signs
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Post #4064721
These two are the heroes we need. #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humor #humor #puppy #cute
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Post #4037562
Grant is the hero we deserve. #weird #signs #humor #humour
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Post #4013163
Existential conundrum answered: I'm not a trolly! Students have other problems. #weird #signs #humor #humour
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Post #3920710
So, it looks like I'm going to start a Substack (mostly for financial reasons, but there are other upsides) and I need a title. Which of these do you like best?
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Post #3911653
Cracking open another fresh #caturday! #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
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Post #3859640
In either case, I wonder how the dino ties the knot? And clearly, the answer is two. #brachiosaurus #brontosaurus #weirddog #humor #humour
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Post #3846329
Meanwhile, at the Ministry of Silly Walks. #montypython #johncleese #humor #humor #weird #signs
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Post #3783866
How would we know if they follow the first rule? Besides, that is clearly a weird dog. #IKnowItsARaccoon #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #raccoon #humor #humour
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Post #3750674
Free on Kindle for the weekend! A Milkshake Apocalypse -- a short story from the Tundraverse https://mybook.to/Milkshake Dr. Maximilian Tundra and his breakfast are the only thing standing between humanity and the collapse of civilization. A silly and easy way to Skip into the Tundraverse. #shortfiction #SFF #humor #humour #clownapocalypse #free
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Post #3721946
Free on Kindle for the weekend! A Milkshake Apocalypse -- a short story from the Tundraverse https://mybook.to/Milkshake Dr. Maximilian Tundra and his breakfast are the only thing standing between humanity and the collapse of civilization. A silly and easy way to Skip into the Tundraverse. #shortfiction #SFF #humor #humour #clownapocalypse #free
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Post #3719480
Warning: derpy weekend ahead! Happy Friday everyone! #cat #cats #catsodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
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Post #3655995
Buster and his buddy, the Weird Dog Named Ken, enjoy a laugh. #IKnowItsACow #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #cow #humor #humour
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Post #3580990
Lil'Bo and Savage Dan, about to drop an album. #caturday #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour
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Post #3531862
One more day to get this deal -- $2.99US for ebooks, $21 for paperback! &quot;Mark A. Rayner writes in gorgeous prose and has a unique gift for plot ... and creating characters that are rock-solid and relatable.&quot; –Matthew Novak, The Book Commentary Amazon: https://geni.us/AlphaMax Other ebook: https://books2read.com/u/m0olnY Indie Bookstores: https://bookshop.org/p/books/alpha-max #book #books #sff #humor #humour #multiverse #deep #philosophical
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Post #3531861
Bert has an existential (and grammar) crisis. #bert #ernie #samasmestreet #humor #humour #existentialism
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Post #3531860
Last day to get this deal -- $2.99US for ebooks, $21 for paperback! &quot;Snarky as Pratchet, insightful as Stephenson, as full of scathing social commentary as Swift or Voltaire, and weirdly reminiscent of LeGuin, Alpha Max is the only multiverse novel you need this month, or maybe ever.&quot; –Amazing Stories Magazine Amazon: https://geni.us/AlphaMax Other ebook: https://books2read.com/u/m0olnY Indie Bookstores: https://bookshop.org/p/books/alpha-max #book #books #sff #humor #humou...
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Post #3531859
This crow and his buddies could really murder a beer. #SeeWhatIDidThere #crow #crows #corvid #beer #humor #humour
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Post #3531858
There are two kinds of cat: murder and doofus. #caturday #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #catsodon #humor #humour
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Post #3531857
Cheeta was a drag on first dates -- he just wouldn’t shut up about working with the great Johnny Weismuller. #tarzan #cheeta #jane #humor #humour
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Post #3531856
&quot;Those poor people.&quot; ~Mathesar #gilligansIsland #cast #galaxyQuest #humor #humour
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Post #3531855
Happy Hoser Day! 🇨🇦 May all your brewskies be mouse-free! #canadaday #canada #secondCityTV #bobanddougMckenzie #Mckenziebrothers #humor #humour
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Post #3531854
RE: https://ieji.de/@nikunashi/116847143764087292 It doesn&#39;t matter the language: proofreading matters!