Mardigroan
mardigroan@mas.to
<p>My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores.</p>
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Post #3874429
1989: Make sure to see the Rolling Stones. This is probably their last tour.
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Post #3637997
When Seal sang about how we're never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy he anticipated this moment in history.
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Post #3536886
Boz Scaggs is short for Bosnia Herzegovina Scaggs.
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Post #2197904
Passing by billboards on the highway and wondering in which law school course do personal injury lawyers study puns.
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Post #2121499
This morning I woke to my hair resembling the uppercase letter U.
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Post #2121498
Do they play Dave Brubeck Quartet&#39;s Take Five at the Mos Eisley Cantina?
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Post #2121494
What I am wearing to the Met Gala
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Post #2121492
At FedEx do they celebrate Kinkos de Mayo?
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Post #2121491
There are ads on TV that play so often you have unknowingly memorized them.
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Post #2121490
Ancient curse: May you have a one on one meeting with your supervisor once every two weeks.
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Post #2121489
Morning is the ocean and coffee is a life raft.
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Post #2121487
An expert on the radio said it was important to take breaks throughout the day from screen time. With the limited reactions I get for what I post you might think it would be easier for me not to spend so much time here.
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Post #1791819
Sometimes I keep the already juiced up phone on the charging cord just to keep track of it.
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Post #1791818
There is not mulch you can do about weeds.
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Post #1791817
Beyond brand plant based burgers and summer sausages don&#39;t include soy. It&#39;s a better product but it seems Impossible for them to gain market share against their main rival.
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Post #1791816
Spoiler alert Wordle spoiler I had the last three letters but didn&#39;t solve until the 5th try. The board looked like a Billy Joel lyric.
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Post #1791815
My hair, when I woke up, looked like all the passengers jumping off a sinking ship.
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Post #1791813
I am against political violence. I am against unjust suppression of speech. I support Jimmy Kimmel. If I post, like, or repost a joke it&#39;s not meant to be taken seriously. Also, I just had noodles.
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Post #1791812
Hopefully the passports won&#39;t also smell like him.
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Post #1791810
You down with UAE leaving O-P-E-C?
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Post #1791806
Insane Clown Posse is an unusual name for a band and a hauntingly accurate description of senior Trump administration officials and GOP leadership.
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Post #1730066
Sixers fans dislike the Celtics the way Jerry West did.
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Post #1730064
Ancient curse, may you start dreading Monday not on Sunday night but on Saturday morning.
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Post #1730063
The dentist wants me to floss more. The dermatologist wants me to use sunscreen daily. The doctor wants me to exercise more. You&#39;re not the only one that I am disappointing.
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Post #1730057
You say Joel, I say Embid. The big man is just what we need.
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Post #1730055
This shot-making Pritchard seems like a jerk. I wouldn&#39;t be surprised to find out that he&#39;s a Trump voter.
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Post #1730050
Guacamole lets the good times roll
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Post #1280970
One of my mutuals seems to be contractually obligated to comment on every post of another of my mutuals.
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Post #842968
If a bloviating, traitorous cretin&#39;s signature appears on a paper dollar bill why couldn&#39;t you cross it out using a Sharpie permanent marker?
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Post #698724
If only the mother of the bride hadn&#39;t invited me to get a shot with her. That was when it all went wrong.