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  recognizing people I've met in one of the photos of the sex doomsday cult, and feeling a little offended I was never invited. I would have said no, of course, but it's always nice to be considered.

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  one of these days i won’t be physically incapacitated and then it's over for you bitches

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  I've noticed some people are compelled to keep interacting with chatbots because they're not practiced in the art or dropping a conversation the second it becomes uninteresting. some of us have practiced all our lives, by being autistic and/or incredibly rude.

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  i now have easy access to a riso printer but when am I going to learn how to create the files. when am I going to have time to produce anything of the sort. never. NEVER. this time doesn't exist.

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  welcome back to the tropics. it's raining so much water is coming in **through the walls**

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  I found your old perl scripts

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  i know it’s frowned upon on this website, but i’m quite happy

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  maybe if i stay awake all night the earth will stop shaking

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  there's a lot of slop inflicted on the masses, but there's also a lot of slop humans absolutely love to consume and generate themselves. artisanally, even. humanslop.

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  my VO2 max has never been higher and i’ve never been heavier. i’m turning into a cannonball.

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  I love Jolene because it's a woman saying yeah, I'm the most incandescently jealous woman in the whole wide world. witness me. none of that self-esteem, I deserve better garbage. it's pure self-debasement. it's not so much "I want this man" as it is "I want to be/fuck this other woman". it's on the verge of realization.

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  i think roko’s basilisk would be super nice to me, actually

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  RE: https://mastodon.social/@mwyman/117163603266570607 anxious attachment style

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  asking remote hands to give a little kiss to our longest running switch

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  honestly i was hoping by now airlines would offer an carefully calibrated sedative that would render you unconscious for the duration of the flight. capitalism keeps failing me.

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  July-August

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  i just saw a video of a woman bragging about her new boyfriend to her friends. she says: do you know how many musical instruments he plays? NONE! and the other girls are so impressed and jealous.

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  the light was not great but look at them

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  my partner is finally home from the North, and he comes bearing technical marvels we don't have yet (estrogen patches)

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  I always tell my coworkers “we’re short staffed on designers, but if your thing is very urgent it can be designed by a software engineer” and i have yet to find a taker

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  tiny pleated inkcaps in my mustard

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  there's a cruel trick built into caring about the long term: it looks exactly like not caring about the short term.

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  the sky was doing sky things

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  you can just hate on LLMs because of the effects (in the environment, in the labor market, in the distribution of political power etc there's plenty to hate). but reducing them conceptually to "it's just predictive text" or "it's fancy autocorrect" is unnecessary, because that betrays a too basic understanding of the thing. it makes your argument weaker.

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  a friend was telling us about dating a person who was raised by hippies in the jungle. has taken them on dates to get all the normal vaccinations, made dentist appointments, convinced them to do the basic medical screenings. this is basically an adoption.

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  i’m going to read Neuromancer again because it’s been too long and the memory has degraded. a corruptible file.

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  there’s nothing more self-centered than to think the world is ending.

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  sidewalk pineapple

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  who is she

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  i need people to talk to me with the clarity they reserve for their most expensive prompts