Thee Mighty Peculia 🍄

lydialurch@mastodon.social

Crone to the bone. Seen some shit. Honorary drag queen. Charm school dropout. Lives in a house made of chocolate. Warped but still plays. she/her30 years in NYC. NY State lifer. Worked at Lee’s Mardi Gras Boutique. IYKYKSafe space unless you’re a dickhead.

Posts

Post #4279703
#JukeboxFridayNight #Waiting #musicThe Wonder Stuff - 30 Years In The Bathroom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS2AA27i0Ag
Post #4279630
#JukeboxFridayNight #Waiting #music Sinéad O'Connor - Jackie (Lyrics) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3kSzNoQMiM
Post #4201813
@AncTreat5358@lgbtqia.space I had some right from the oven but I’ll pass on the vegan butter, thanks. I could die tomorrow and I’d regret that.
Post #4201812
How many lemon drops in a lemon ocean?
Post #4179973
Zucchini bread is a vegetable.
Post #4150710
Open faced avocado sandwich with diced Vidalia onions, a blend of Swiss and Gruyere cheeses, salt, pepper, and a dash of toasted cumin on French bread under the broiler until lightly browned. 😋 #food
Post #4028550
If you're in your70s or 80s and all you have to show for it is perfectly grey hair, well done and also fuck off.
Post #4015418
The explosive diarrhea epidemic needs a name. Too bad Operation Epic Fury was already taken.
Post #3810918
Doesn’t matter what country or organization, this is what I think of whenever I see a flag.
Post #3766006
It’s alway a pleasure to break out the Bette Davis meme.
Post #3617746
I used to enjoy dystopian fiction, but I’m over it due to the sheer abundance of dystopian reality.
Post #3603002
Me: Is it weird that I’ve developed a crush on Tom Jones? Him: I think it’s weird that you didn’t already have one.
Post #3532570
Fireworks? Pffft! Bring back lawn darts, ya pussies.
Post #3410437
RE: https://aoir.social/@aram/116816542188979880 We’ve officially reached the “Nixon was fine, actually” phase of fascist gaslighting.
Post #3281026
Valley Of the Dal #AppetizersABook #HashTagGames
Post #3281025
The Red Badge of Courgette #AppetizersABook #HashTagGames
Post #3281024
Calamari Jane #AppetizersABook #HashTagGames
Post #3281023
Focaccia In the Rye #AppetizersABook #HashTagGames
Post #2438720
My body is a temple (of doom).
Post #2238776
My mother-in-law is coming to dinner tomorrow. I sure hope those gummies arrive today. For me, not her, although I wish she’d eat one and just be cool.
Post #2068014
My sister found my personal yearbook published on Ancestry.com. I threw it in the trash at least 10 years ago because it was full of a crazy number of embarrassing autographs that mentioned my boobs, which apparently were noteworthy. Now everyone who shares my DNA will learn of my outstanding gazongas and their legend will be publicly available for eternity. I am very much not ok with this. Childhood trauma reactivated. Fuck whoever did this.
Post #1975182
Giuliani is in the hospital with pneumonia. Let’s all chip in and buy him a big box of those cigars that he likes.
Post #1747466
Howard Zinn on active resistance. #MayDay
Post #1451797
Happy 4/20, y’all!
Post #1281414
RE: https://mastodon.social/@vicfroh/116420560748878666 How exciting to learn of an actual biblical plague event happening in my lifetime.
Post #1281413
My work ethic sucks. That’s why I’m so happy.
Post #1281406
I just ate my first slice of a Detroit style pizza. The crust was an inch and a half thick, and the cheese added nearly another inch. The components tasted good, but I’d have enjoyed it a lot more if they had spread it out to make a pair of decent pizzas. The results appear conclusive. I’m strictly a NY style 🍕 girl.
Post #1160031
The side ponytail is a bad girl hairdo. I don’t make the rules.
Post #1160027
RE: https://flipboard.social/@newsguyusa/116395021209895640 Tired: Violating the 1st Amendment Wired: Violating the 1st Commandment
Post #1160026
RE: https://mastodon.social/@catspammer/116395362826074159 Feels like I’ve boosted this cat before, but I’m charmed by that face and those ears. #CatsOfMastodon