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  I should have a new contract starting soon (just going through onboarding currently)My silly art/photography/golf project is moving forwards. Hoping to debut it at Bound Art Book Fair, Manchester Oct 31/Nov 1I hit 54 yesterday. And it happens to coincide with my favourite time of year. #3GoodThings #ThreeGoodThings

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  @Bikil@mastoart.social Lovely toot. I hope you have an excellent day.

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  RE: https://c.im/@shonin/117320955016427430 But the fridge has "learnt" which items you like to keep cool.

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  Our lives are about to be irrevocably changed, we just bought an Air Fryer.

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  @IceNine@social.vivaldi.net https://shop.yourdailyphotograph.com/products/tractor-13844

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  @Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt Lol I saw the retoot and was like "It's far too hot to put the oven on".

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  @thisemailfindsyou@mastodon.social 💅

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  Apologies in advance, I know it's probably not the right platform to do this but I am selling Juergen Teller photography books Woo! (massive)Vivienne Westwood Spring Summer 2008 (rare as far as I can tell)Zwei Schauferle mit Kloss und eine Kinderportion mit Pommes Frites (not rare but nice content) All my listings are here: https://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?item=257658657741&rt=nc&_trksid=p4429486.m3561.l170197&_ssn=lukeharby And they are all No Reserve, so you might get a bar...

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  A little while back Jessica and I decide to re-watch Better Call Saul. And as we got towards the end we decided to rewatch Breaking Bad. It reminded me that first time around we would try and binge watch episodes in the evening, but that we would have to stop after 3 or 4 as it got to be so intense. And then more recently Jessica discovered some new content for Bluey on BBC. Those things are only 7 minutes long, but equally I can only handle 3 or 4 episodes in one sitting as they are also...

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  In Clacton he's known as Nigel Mirage.

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  RE: https://mastodon.social/@404mediaco/116998679708079397 Well played

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  "Waiting for Godot Jr" -- I can't take credit for this joke

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  Hey #FediVerse I have a #Botany question. This shrub is just up the road from me, I pass it on my dogwalk. I think there are two species along the row, one of them seems to be almost entirely covered in webbing or what look like cobwebs. The webbing appears to be only on the more browned parts of the plant. I've lived here almost 30 years and don't recall seeing this phenomenon. Or at least I think I don't. Anyone know what this might be? My guess was that it's some form of...

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  I got my film/scans back from the lab and they came out really nice. I've got some white Malbec chilling in the fridgeTonight I will make Spanish rice with Merguez sausages (plus a fried egg on top). #ThreeGoodThings #3GoodThings

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  Cleas Oldeburg, if you can hear me I need some inspiration.

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  Why does my scanner do this when I try and scan transparencies/film. It's super frustrating and I don't know what triggers it. I use Image Capture Epson Scan Utility VueScan (rarely) I also try removing and reinstalling the scanner via the print utility (feels like sometimes that has fixed it in the past). Flatbed seems to be fine.

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  This is the funniest one I've ever gotten of these. (A horseshit AI meusli to try and sell increased Instagram followers).

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  UGH, new Room 101 thing unlocked. Public pianos, especially ones at train stations.

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  Broccoli knuckledusters

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  I have loads of "bags for life" and some of them I have had for years, maybe even over a decade. My friend Chips stayed with us a few weeks back and asked to borrow one (to transport his lunch in whilst he was at an event). At the end of the day I picked him up and we called in at Waitrose to buy more goods. Me: "Where is the bag for life I gave you this morning?" Chips: "Oh, I threw it away". This is more extraordinary given that Chips is even more conscient...

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  What's the best apple? Personally I like Pink Ladies, but I'm also concerned that they're engineering apples in Japan that are incredible.

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  Boo blesses you from the sofa (taken by Jessica) #DogsOfMastodon

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  Lemmy, Mötorhead.

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  Anne Widdecombe spooning Margaret Thatcher spooning Enoch Powell.

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  I've just been thinking about a very silly, cheesy, easy-listening song played on a Hammond organ that I used for a video I made back at college (some 25 years ago). I tried whistling it into Shazam, but no dice. It's a bit Herp Alpert, Spanish Flea, Tijuana Brass etc. (I'm posting this purely as an aide-memoire, so I can come back to it later)

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  "It's just a curd to me" (I cannot take credit for this joke).

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  I have just made a gazpacho for tonights dinner. Quite by chance it is completely vegan (so far). We will have croutons and maybe condiments, but I think it will remain in the vegan bracket. Pretty much a first for me.

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  Luke's mild mannered dreams: Last night dreamt that Stereolab were showing me how to use a theodolite as a camera tripod. #LukesMildManneredDreams

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  Morning lovely peopl of the Fediverse. My current contract will come to an end in August, so I am on the lookout for my next gig. Frontend JavaScript developer with 15+ years experience Fond of VueJS, minimal frameworks, Vanilla JS (but also React experience over the years)CSS advocate. Currently using super modern CSS on this project which has been awesome, feel free to ask me about it if you like. Accessibility advocate, trying to push to make sure code and markup is as accessible as it can...