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• Post #4473027

  Your regular reminder that DJT is not bound by common sense. Last I heard, drilling on a sovereign nations territory without asking permission first is an act of aggression. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/aug/08/greenland-iwarning-trump-linked-oil-firm-prepares-drill

• Post #4268169

  Every toot I send is handcrafted by me. It's organic, locally sourced artisanal incoherence. I hope you like it.

• Post #4260419

  Construction workers on e-scooters is one of the things that gives me a minor bit of hope.

• Post #4253077

  I hope this email finds me witty, persuasive, and charming.

• Post #4168816

  Spending the morning attempting to scroll; in company of a cat who is purring and snuggling and occasionally throwing himself between my eyes and the phone. Like a slightly peeved fur-covered pop-up advertisement for the health benefits of cat hair.

• Post #4119529

  One of my all time faves from the American literary canon is Ambrose Bierce. The devil's dictionary was basically shitposting for the railroad era. And then he disappeared in Mexico, setting an aspirational standard for gringos everywhere.

• Post #3988428

  Trying to decide if the vast spreading sense of despair is something I should try to medicate or if it is a rational response to events and should be heeded as such.

• Post #3951755

  The FDA wouldn't straight up lie to help a campaign donor manage a PR crisis; would they? 🤔

• Post #3820382

  Occasionally I think about how Bush vs. Gore could have gone the other way and we might have had a chance to avert global warming and fulfill the "promise of America". And then I remember that Tipper Gore (who would have been first lady in that scenario) was the driving force behind the moral panic about cuss words on rap records.

• Post #3818355

  There are words to describe a government official who is communicating with foreign extremist groups and using their influence within the government to move policy in favor of their foreign collaborators. (Prompted by a story about Stephen Miller)

• Post #3791570

  If you think the shenanigans around Mitch McConnell are wild; they will be as nothing compared to the coverup when they try to pretend he's alive so his death doesn't screw up the midterms for them.

• Post #3758298

  Lindsey Graham is dead. He spent his life in the closet and made a habit of living a lie. What a waste.

• Post #3646710

  In mountaineering there is a concept called "self-arrest" which is a set of techniques you can use to stop your self if you have started sliding towards the abyss. This is a post about American politics.

• Post #3615438

  That Patriot Front demonstration is disgusting and shameful yes. But it is almost laughably small. #nokings pulls numbers like that in places like Bakersfield. The fascists are weak enough to be destroyed by organized resistance. That's why they rely on violence.

• Post #3606516

  So our President got up on stage yesterday and gave a speech that was intended to kick off a red scare, Labeling anyone who isn't personally loyal to him a commie domestic terrorist that his security goons can grab. We're supposed to be terrified and cowed; but mostly I'm disgusted and bored with this fool and can't wait for him to die.

• Post #3537460

  #eugene #oregon Federal officials complied with a court order and have removed the fence around the plaza of the old federal building. They have also stepped up ICE detainments and are preparing to snatch effective protestors.

• Post #3446591

  Do not ask who values the goose. Ask what value the goose has to you.

• Post #3375583

  The thing Bezos should be really worried about is not that someone fabricated a quote where he said Data Centers should have priority access to clean water over humans. It's the part where so many people found it plausible that he said it.

• Post #2261430

  The high school near me went on lockdown this morning. Apparently because some boys posted gun pics. And apparently there was a swatting incident over by campus earlier this week that I had not heard of. That's life in America these days.

• Post #2261423

  It pleases my sense of justice that the inevitable outcome of Elon Musk's french legal troubles is that much like Donald Rumsfeld he will live out his life unable to enjoy the many cultural and gustatory delights afforded by that country due to an outstanding arrest warrant.

• Post #2261421

  You couldn't do a modern X files remake because Mulder would be doing coke with the director and Scully would have been fired for being competent, careful, and a woman.

• Post #2202515

  Idea, a treadmill desk that moves your newsfeeds at a slow sustainable pace. Doom strolling.

• Post #2130283

  I seem to remember that Trump doesn't like drunkards because his older brother died of alcohol poisoning. An FBI director who is running around handing out personalized bottles of Bourbon emblazoned with his name and the FBI shield seems like he would be on thin ice. I bet you Tbone reminds him that he could be fired on every phone call and chat.

• Post #2125696

  Activate Your Intelligence Resist Artificial Intelligence Practice Due Diligence

• Post #2010769

  S&P 500 "relaxing the rules on profitability for large-cap stocks" is your sign to get out of the equities market before it tanks. The finance-bros have a huge pile of liability that they would like retail investors to own. Your 401K will be coerced into buying large but unprofitable companies so that the Epstein class can get their payday. https://www.reuters.com/legal/government/sp-dow-jones-indices-considers-new-index-rules-mega-ipos-loom-2026-04-30/

• Post #2000407

  I thought Hantavirus was mostly found in dry desert environments where rodent leavings got aerosolized. A cruise ship seems an odd place for it.

• Post #1993940

  You must understand Elon Musk's free speech absolutism is real. He thinks people should be able to say whatever whenever and suffer no consequences. He just doesn't think you're people.

• Post #1910059

  Abolish ICE!

• Post #1765224

  Hey rest of world. I'm really sorry about our politics. It makes me embarrassed every day to live in the country that is doing such heinous shit.

• Post #1606682

  The great old ones are real; and they lived near Nanaimo. https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/23/science/giant-octopus-cretaceous-study-scli-intl