bakeneko

kodaian@fedi.catboy.agency

|| Some kind of cat-shaped blob || Mid 20's || Commission artist || || Transmasc and pretty dang gay || ||he/they|| || AuDHD || ||just a silly little guy|| I do not boost images without alt text. Might intract with or boost NSFW posts but only if they are tagged appropriately - minors DNI with tagged NSFW posts. Cat dad to a beautiful tortie named Kira

Posts

Post #2216056
why is the default size for drinks 0.5L it should be at least 0.75L imo i finish them way too quickly and then i'm still thirsty :neocat_googly_woozy:
Post #2076494
stolen
Post #1806759
i was bored so i made this
Post #1767471
this pisses me off so much (and so often):neocat_angry:
Post #1741101
new headphones should arive today!! ~ :neocat_bongo:
Post #1687713
so crazy how i just decided one day to take an entire living creature from outside, bring her into my home and start cuddling her to sleep like a plushie and we're both just... extremely fine with that
Post #1687703
have some kira kissies and snuggles for #caturday
Post #1687702
everyone started complaining about the attached bottlecaps when Europe introduced them, but nobody talks about the incredibly hard to open plastic packages with the cardboard backs anymore those are way more annoying to me than the bottlecaps, at least i can still open the bottle without needing scissors
Post #1687701
my dumb ass has been plugging my two USB desk lamps straight into my PC for over a year and complaining that I don't have any free USB ports left to use ...i just realised I have like 8 USB ports on my surge protector tower that i could've plugged them into:neocat_facepalm:
Post #1687700
i wish i could feel as comfy and relaxed as housecats look :neocat__w_:
Post #1687699
scientists: "if you stay in bed during the day and do something other than sleep your brain will stop associating your bed with sleeping" me: watches shows in bed and plays the switch all day, randomly falls asleep for 16 hours by accident
Post #1687697
i love how my phone didn't have enough internet to load a youtube short but it apparently had enough to load the fucking ad for a betting website that came immediately afterwards :neocat_facepalm:
Post #1022222
i'm usually pretty good at figuring out what cats are trying to say, but this interaction baffles me kira, standing in the hallway: "meow." me: "what?" kira: "meoww!" me: checks litterbox, kibble and water, all good kira, still standing there: "meeoow!" me: "what do you want?? :neocat_googly_shocked:" kira: "MEOW! :neocat_angry:" me: "ok i'm going to bed, goodnight." kira: runs from one end of the apartment to th...
Post #1022221
huh, i've managed to find the most generic "soap"-smelling soap
Post #1022220
man, i don't think there's anything better to eat in this world than fresh pastries from a local bakery :neocat_melt_blush:
Post #1022218
i just read "cold-pressed lemon juice" as "gold-pressed latinum" i am too star trek brained :neocat_woozy:
Post #1022217
had to take the mosquito nets (? idk if that's what they're called in English) off the windows cause they're doing work on the outside of our apartment building. and that's when spring weather decided to join the chat so now i'm getting all kinds of flying bugs in my house :neocat_cry:
Post #1022216
Post #1022215
got water in my bad ear at a funny angle while showering and now i'm half-deaf for a week again :neocat_woozy:
Post #682130
i was playing with kira yesterday and she accidentally scratched me near the tip of one of my fingers pretty bad (for accidental kitty scratch standards) and now i'm probably not gonna be able to play guitar for a few days :neocat_cry:
Post #682129
every time i see the "plastic in filter" warning with the "don't discard cause it'll end up in the oceans" drawing all i can think of is like why, exactly, is my trash ending up in the ocean in the first place??? just don't fucking put it there, maybe like i get why you should separate plastic trash but i just don't feel like that's good fucking reasoning for that warning
Post #682128
me: sets up a nice little napkin area to clip my nails every single nail: flies off into the void when i clip it :neocat_facepalm::neocat_confused:
Post #682127
i was out of clean pyjama pants and figured I'd be fine if i slept in shorts with two blankets, ended up waking up every one or two hours with very painful muscle cramps in my legs and now i can barely walk :neocat_cry:
Post #682125
winter weather is now pretty much over, so that means there's once again cat fur on every single surface in my house, including myself, no matter how much i brush kira :neocat__w_: