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• Post #2309423

  Had a thought while I was taking burgers* out of the fridge: hey, why don't I do these on the George Foreman grill, I haven't used that in a while! So now I have badly cooked burgers _and_ I have to clean a fucking George Foreman grill. Good work, dumbass.

• Post #1695990

  I feel like Department of Coffee and Social Affairs should give a discount to civil servants.

• Post #1695989

  Turns out if anyone ever wants to know what up-dog is, chapter 8 of The Grapes of Wrath has the answer.

• Post #1695988

  @futurebird Do ants have birth defects? I wouldn't have thought of it affecting animals so small, but I saw a spider with 7 normal legs and one tiny one, and it made me wonder. Like, had it lost a leg and was regenerating, or did it develop that way. (I didn't think arthropods could regenerate limbs, but maybe they can?)

• Post #1695987

  Relatable literature Me: Why am I like this? Psychiatrist: Because you're a good person? Me: (I do not agree with this assessment) - "i want to die but I want to eat tteokbokki", Baek Sehee

• Post #1695986

  I've finally made up my own business initialism: EADOC: Embarrassment As the Driver of Change. It's for when you've put up with something for ages but when you have to explain it to a new dev you realise how shameful it is, so fix it.

• Post #1695985

  Taking inspiration from the idea of backing up human civilisation on mars, I've decided to back up my 100 Gb installation of Split Fiction by drawing some stick figures on a post-it note that's on fire

• Post #1695984

  Refuge's advice on dealing with domestic tech abuse https://refugetechsafety.org/digitalbreakup/ (Fixed URL, thanks @darkling )