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King Kaufman

kingkaufman@sfba.social

<p>I play music as The King Teen. See links. King Kaufman is my stage name for when I do the journalisms. Bio photo is a famous person who isn&#39;t me.</p>

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  • Post #3656131

    To me, this is not satire. https://reductress.com/post/study-finds-joy-of-buying-lunch-outweighs-devastating-financial-consequences/

  • Post #3325690

    @bkahn I have no illusions about Republicans. I&amp;#39;m pretty sure their grip on power is going to result in my premature death. But I&amp;#39;d still take my chances with them over rule by cats. Cats are just as ruthless, but they&amp;#39;re smarter.

  • Post #3325689

    @Dewines @baloo @futurebird @waldoj A call from your bank IS a call from a scammer. Just a sanctioned one.

  • Post #3325688

    @BigJackBrass More common than you&amp;#39;d think, at outlets that have dedicated obit departments and have advance obits for prominent people on file. I imagine this is a vanishing thing, but it was always a favorite pastime of mine to read those whenever I worked at a newspaper. I remember reading a Willie Mays obituary in the early &amp;#39;90s. He died in 2024.

  • Post #3325687

    (Actual photo of burial ground unavailable. Picture was taken outside a North Carolina DMV office on a hot day) https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/archaeology/a65500416/tinshemet-cave-burial-ground/

  • Post #3325686

    @lawfare There is nothing less important in politics than facts.

  • Post #3325685

    Transcript of NY Times editorial meeting: Editor 1: Let&amp;#39;s get someone from the Trump regime to write an &amp;quot;analysis&amp;quot; of how the tariffs are going. Editor 2: Nah, let&amp;#39;s just have our guy do it. It&amp;#39;ll be the same. Editor 1: Bet. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/03/business/trump-tariffs-how-much-money-debt.html

  • Post #3325684

    How come there&amp;#39;s never a moral panic about something that&amp;#39;s actually worth panicking over and fixing? HOLY SHIT! Did you all realize like 35,000 Americans die of gunshot wounds every year? In most countries it&amp;#39;s less than 1,000. In some it&amp;#39;s less than 100. We&amp;#39;ve got to do something!!!

  • Post #3325683

    I would donate $5 to the Democratic Party AND sign a useless petition if Democrats would stop using the word &amp;quot;distraction.&amp;quot; https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2025/aug/12/donald-trump-washington-dc-national-guard-unsettling-mayor-us-politics-latest-updates-news

  • Post #3325682

    Is Taylor Swift&amp;#39;s new album announcement really just a distraction from the distraction that&amp;#39;s distracting us from the distraction that distracted us from the Epstein files, which are a distraction from the price of eggs?

  • Post #3325681

    It must be so strange to be Tylenol. You&amp;#39;re just bopping along, doing your thing, fixing people&amp;#39;s headaches or whatever, and then every few decades you catch a stray mortar round right in the teeth. https://www.cnn.com/2025/09/25/politics/obama-trump-tylenol-autism

  • Post #3325680

    Hi Mastodon. I heard you have quote posts now so I&amp;#39;m back.

  • Post #3325679

    Dear Democrats, Thank you for accepting our offer so enthusiastically but we have to suspend the program because we&amp;#39;ve run out of money.

  • Post #3325678

    @ikonha@zeroes.ca The people&amp;#39;s terms of service will apply When we&amp;#39;re all L-U-I-G-I New song &amp;quot;Luigi&amp;quot; coming soon follow here. https://thekingteen.bandcamp.com

  • Post #3325677

    @atrupar Why does this kind of commentary always compare Trump&amp;#39;s corruption to &amp;quot;other modern presidents&amp;quot;? They never define when modernity starts, and never talk about what presidents in the &amp;quot;pre-modern&amp;quot; era were more corrupt and in what way. There must be such cases, or they&amp;#39;d just call Trump&amp;#39;s corruption the worst in history. Whio are they and what did they do?

  • Post #3325676

    @shayman I&amp;#39;ve heard of Nardwuar the Human Serviette and I&amp;#39;m not even Canadian. I remember hearing about him when I worked in college radio, a situation that ended for me in 1988.

  • Post #2325111

    New York Attorney General Letitia James said in a short statement Monday morning, &amp;quot;My message is simple: No matter how powerful you are, no matter how much money you think you may have, no one is above the law.&amp;quot; No matter how much money YOU THINK YOU MAY HAVE, no one is above the law. Chef&amp;#39;s kiss.