King Kaufman
kingkaufman@sfba.social
<p>I play music as The King Teen. See links. King Kaufman is my stage name for when I do the journalisms. Bio photo is a famous person who isn't me.</p>
Posts
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Post #3656131
To me, this is not satire. https://reductress.com/post/study-finds-joy-of-buying-lunch-outweighs-devastating-financial-consequences/
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Post #3325690
@bkahn I have no illusions about Republicans. I&#39;m pretty sure their grip on power is going to result in my premature death. But I&#39;d still take my chances with them over rule by cats. Cats are just as ruthless, but they&#39;re smarter.
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Post #3325689
@Dewines @baloo @futurebird @waldoj A call from your bank IS a call from a scammer. Just a sanctioned one.
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Post #3325688
@BigJackBrass More common than you&#39;d think, at outlets that have dedicated obit departments and have advance obits for prominent people on file. I imagine this is a vanishing thing, but it was always a favorite pastime of mine to read those whenever I worked at a newspaper. I remember reading a Willie Mays obituary in the early &#39;90s. He died in 2024.
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Post #3325687
(Actual photo of burial ground unavailable. Picture was taken outside a North Carolina DMV office on a hot day) https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/archaeology/a65500416/tinshemet-cave-burial-ground/
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Post #3325686
@lawfare There is nothing less important in politics than facts.
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Post #3325685
Transcript of NY Times editorial meeting: Editor 1: Let&#39;s get someone from the Trump regime to write an &quot;analysis&quot; of how the tariffs are going. Editor 2: Nah, let&#39;s just have our guy do it. It&#39;ll be the same. Editor 1: Bet. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/03/business/trump-tariffs-how-much-money-debt.html
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Post #3325684
How come there&#39;s never a moral panic about something that&#39;s actually worth panicking over and fixing? HOLY SHIT! Did you all realize like 35,000 Americans die of gunshot wounds every year? In most countries it&#39;s less than 1,000. In some it&#39;s less than 100. We&#39;ve got to do something!!!
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Post #3325683
I would donate $5 to the Democratic Party AND sign a useless petition if Democrats would stop using the word &quot;distraction.&quot; https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2025/aug/12/donald-trump-washington-dc-national-guard-unsettling-mayor-us-politics-latest-updates-news
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Post #3325682
Is Taylor Swift&#39;s new album announcement really just a distraction from the distraction that&#39;s distracting us from the distraction that distracted us from the Epstein files, which are a distraction from the price of eggs?
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Post #3325681
It must be so strange to be Tylenol. You&#39;re just bopping along, doing your thing, fixing people&#39;s headaches or whatever, and then every few decades you catch a stray mortar round right in the teeth. https://www.cnn.com/2025/09/25/politics/obama-trump-tylenol-autism
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Post #3325680
Hi Mastodon. I heard you have quote posts now so I&#39;m back.
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Post #3325679
Dear Democrats, Thank you for accepting our offer so enthusiastically but we have to suspend the program because we&#39;ve run out of money.
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Post #3325678
@ikonha@zeroes.ca The people&#39;s terms of service will apply When we&#39;re all L-U-I-G-I New song &quot;Luigi&quot; coming soon follow here. https://thekingteen.bandcamp.com
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Post #3325677
@atrupar Why does this kind of commentary always compare Trump&#39;s corruption to &quot;other modern presidents&quot;? They never define when modernity starts, and never talk about what presidents in the &quot;pre-modern&quot; era were more corrupt and in what way. There must be such cases, or they&#39;d just call Trump&#39;s corruption the worst in history. Whio are they and what did they do?
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Post #3325676
@shayman I&#39;ve heard of Nardwuar the Human Serviette and I&#39;m not even Canadian. I remember hearing about him when I worked in college radio, a situation that ended for me in 1988.
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Post #2325111
New York Attorney General Letitia James said in a short statement Monday morning, &quot;My message is simple: No matter how powerful you are, no matter how much money you think you may have, no one is above the law.&quot; No matter how much money YOU THINK YOU MAY HAVE, no one is above the law. Chef&#39;s kiss.