Kevin Riggle
kevinr@masto.free-dissociation.com
<p>Principal @ <a href="https://complexsystems.group" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">complexsystems.group</span><span class="invisible"></span></a>. I keep people safe on the internet (trying). Looking at the world with an “anarchist squint” 🏳️🌈 <a href="https://twitter.com/kevinriggle" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">twitter.com/kevinriggle</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/kevinriggle.bsky.social" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">bsky.app/profile/kevinriggle.b</span><span class="invisible">sky.social</span></a></p
Posts
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Post #2333527
Ogden&#39;s Law: The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up. —fortune(6)
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Post #1081981
Experience, n.: Something you don&#39;t get until just after you need it. -- Olivier —fortune(6)
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Post #1081979
Guillotine, n.: A French chopping center. —fortune(6)
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Post #1081977
COBOL: Completely Over and Beyond reason Or Logic. —fortune(6)
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Post #1081976
Pascal Users: The Pascal system will be replaced next Tuesday by Cobol. Please modify your programs accordingly. —fortune(6)
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Post #1081975
Death wish, n.: The only wish that always comes true, whether or not one wishes it to. —fortune(6)
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Post #1081974
Murphy&#39;s Laws: (1) If anything can go wrong, it will. (2) Nothing is as easy as it looks. (3) Everything takes longer than you think it will. —fortune(6)
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Post #954658
Marxist Law of Distribution of Wealth: Shortages will be divided equally among the peasants. —fortune(6)
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Post #954657
Idiot, n.: A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. -- Ambrose Bierce, &quot;The Devil&#39;s Dictionary&quot; —fortune(6)
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Post #954656
Hoffer&#39;s Discovery: The grand act of a dying institution is to issue a newly revised, enlarged edition of the policies and procedures manual. —fortune(6)
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Post #954655
Patageometry, n.: The study of those mathematical properties that are invariant under brain transplants. —fortune(6)
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Post #897577
love, v.: I&#39;ll let you play with my life if you&#39;ll let me play with yours. —fortune(6)
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Post #897576
IBM&#39;s original motto: Cogito ergo vendo; vendo ergo sum. —fortune(6)
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Post #897572
Complex system: One with real problems and imaginary profits. —fortune(6)
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Post #897566
Fog Lamps, n.: Excessively (often obnoxiously) bright lamps mounted on the fronts of automobiles; used on dry, clear nights to indicate that the driver&#39;s brain is in a fog. See also &quot;Idiot Lights&quot;. —fortune(6)