Elektrine lite

← Feed

Kerry Buckley

kerryb@mastodon.social

<p>Computering, running, cats and general incompetence</p>

Posts

  • Post #1049108

    I know it’s hardly the worst problem with social media, but it’s annoying how algorithmic feeds (not here) mean that I’m still seeing tedious April Fool posts popping up.

  • Post #1049107

    Someone should make a Scandi Noir version of that John Thaw detective show, and call it Inspector Norse.

  • Post #1049106

    Told the Labour councillor who knocked on my door that I was likely to vote Green this time (because if enough people tell them then maybe they’ll realise the damage the party’s doing to itself by trying to appease Reform voters). He gave me a leaflet anyway, which turned out to just be boasting about how Labour would build a northern bypass – potentially through countryside where I often run – which didn’t do much to change my mind.

  • Post #1049105

    Weeknotes 2026-14 – hot cross buns. https://www.kerrybuckley.org/2026/04/05/weeknotes-2026-14/

  • Post #1049104

    I assume there’s not a version of the 25th Amendment that caters for the possibility that the President is mentally unfit but the Vice President is also a psychopath.

  • Post #1049103

    The search engine seems to have been removed from our corporate intranet. Normally this kind of thing would annoy me, but in many ways this is an improvement on the search functionality we’ve had for the past 20-odd years.

  • Post #1049102

    More confirmation of how old and out-of-touch with popular culture I am, in the form of an “incredibly famous” Taskmaster contestant who I had previously never heard of.

  • Post #892421

    Being made to feel slightly old seeing that Mac OS X was released 25 years ago, but more surprised that the “recent” (in my head) naming scheme has now been going for longer than the original big cats.

  • Post #892420

    Pleased with myself for remembering to put my black and brown bins out last night, then realised this morning that it’s blue bin week. Fortunately they’ve only just come, because after forgetting to put it out a couple of times my blue bin was full up. Hope I didn’t accidentally binfluence any neighbours into putting the wrong ones out too.

  • Post #892419

    Just saw an advert for the Land Rover Discovery (priced from £64,810) with the tag line “for everyone”.

  • Post #892418

    The strait between North Wales and Anglesey is made of everything that’s wrong with the modern internet: men and AI.

  • Post #892417

    Looking at the Facebook page for our 40 year school reunion, and my name isn’t on the lists for “going”, “not going”, “undecided”, “awaiting reply” or “we have no idea where they are”. I shall continue to keep my head down.

  • Post #892416

    Weeknotes 2026-13: a friendly sheep. https://www.kerrybuckley.org/2026/03/29/weeknotes-2026-13/

  • Post #892415

    Pleased to see the Observer Everyman crossword is free for non-subscribers again (not sure how long that’s been the case), but the UI seems to have got much worse in the mean time (random scroll jumping; no tab navigation).

  • Post #892414

    First day back at work after the weekend, and this year only one group of failing CI tests for something implemented in the past six months that assumes local time in the code but UTC in the tests.

  • Post #731228

    Oh look, the government’s uninformed parroting of AI companies’ investment hype turns out to be smoke and mirrors. I’m shocked. https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/mar/09/revealed-uks-multibillion-ai-drive-is-built-on-phantom-investments

  • Post #731227

    Resisting the urge to bother commenting on an internal “suggested GitLab branching model” that somehow manages to be even worse than GitFlow, while optimistically claiming to be consistent with continuous deployment.

  • Post #731225

    Weeknotes 2026-10: high blood pressure all round. https://www.kerrybuckley.org/2026/03/12/weeknotes-2026-10/

  • Post #731224

    Weeknotes 2026-11: a quiz and a half (by which I mean neither a very good quiz nor 1.5 quizzes). https://www.kerrybuckley.org/2026/03/15/weeknotes-2026-11/

  • Post #731223

    I wrote up a deliberate process of narrowing down a performance issue using a profiler (with a brief digression into benchmarking tools). Fortunately (given that I was writing the post in parallel with doing the actual work) it turned out well, delivering a 30–40× speedup. #MyElixirStatus https://www.kerrybuckley.org/2026/03/18/zooming-in-on-slow-code-with-profiling-and-benchmarking-tools/

  • Post #731221

    Me, a programmer, shouting at a podcast for laughing about how the 64 in “$64,000 Question” is “weirdly random”.

  • Post #731220

    Weeknotes 2026-12 – only one day late. https://www.kerrybuckley.org/2026/03/23/weeknotes-2026-12/

  • Post #475377

    I like a good pun, but I swear it was completely accidental that in a discussion about an old bug with infinite scrolling on a page I just said that I “didn’t think we’d ever got to the bottom of it.”

  • Post #475376

    Good. Seems like that would mean a lot of wrongful arrest actions on their way, although in practice I expect imprisoning people for breaking an illegal law is probably considered perfectly OK. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/live/2026/feb/13/high-court-to-rule-on-lawfulness-of-home-offices-decision-to-proscribe-palestine-action-live

  • Post #475375

    Not saying my brain’s full of useless facts, but listening to a few episodes of Radio 4’s The Unbelievable Truth I spotted two truths before the panelists had actually said them.

  • Post #475374

    Weeknotes 2026-07: did you see that ludicrous display last night? https://www.kerrybuckley.org/2026/02/15/weeknotes-2026-07/

  • Post #475373

    Oh, look, that story the other day about an AI bot writing a whiny blog post after having a pull request rejected was probably fabricated nonsense. I am so incredibly surprised. https://www.404media.co/ars-technica-pulls-article-with-ai-fabricated-quotes-about-ai-generated-article/

  • Post #475372

    Maybe we could go back to the old system where when the monarch dies any claimants to the throne have to battle it out amongst themselves. Or, you know, just abolish the lot.

  • Post #475371

    Weeknotes 2026-08: poorly-performing code, plumbing and legs. https://www.kerrybuckley.org/2026/02/22/weeknotes-2026-08/

  • Post #475370

    I popped outside at lunchtime, and it almost feels like a summer’s day. In February. If this is global warning, then IT’S STILL AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS THAT WE SHOULD BE PAYING FAR MORE ATTENTION TO.