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Kent Parkstreet

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<p>alto flute 
In some ways I see less, in other ways I see more.

Naarm</p>

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  • Post #4345892

    The best thing about doing the bowel cancer screening test is a week or so later you receive a most courteous letter telling how excellent and blood free your poo is. If you’ve received your test kit, just do it, four minutes of your life that could save your life.

  • Post #4237784

    Much of the clout religions claim is based on the numbers detailed by the census. Many Australians tick the box of the religion their parents or grandparents followed, as a cultural thing. It would be great if we could all tick #NoReligion if we have no religion. #AusPol

  • Post #3976417

    The first step to becoming mates with the raven that sits on the street pole outside my place has been taken. After a number of reconnaissance flights a couple of walnuts have been snatched. I like ravens, and I think ravens like me.

  • Post #3795061

    Conservative independents can represent conservative electorates, but we need some progressive independents to stand in, well, in cooler places. #AusPol

  • Post #3715906

    https://jakflute.bandcamp.com/track/cubist-safari

  • Post #2368393

    I’ve no problem with charging anyone who went to Syria to have anything to do with ISIS. Surely this should also apply to anyone who has gone to Israel to have anything to do with the committal of genocide? #AusPol

  • Post #2185038

    Are you telling me that taking the profit for rich people out of the equation suddenly makes renting affordable? That’s crazy talk. #AusPol https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-05-07/rent-housing-affordability-rental-cooperative/106309274

  • Post #2177730

    Australian PM Albanese leapt, apparently without thought, to vocally support the US bombing Iran. A 63 year old, in politics, who has witnessed US wars even more closely than most. He should have known better. The US has since shat on Australia for not having ships ready to sail around the world to do the impossible. Albanese is now calling for an end to this war. Dude needs to learn to say nothing when he lacks the courage to say the right thing. #AusPol

  • Post #1852627

    The US has finally decided Australia is worthy of an ambassador. They’ve chosen an evangelical Christian, a fundamentalist fuckwit, a Republican who couldn’t even hold his seat in Virginia. Australia, let us make David Brat feel as unwelcome as we can. Fuck that guy, and fuck the US. #AusPol

  • Post #1829275

    It’d be great if our media could cease reporting every single Trump fart and instead report the reality of what the US is doing. It’s not a human interest story about one person, it’s a political story, of a nation sinking into fascism and idiocy. Our media is a member of the cult.

  • Post #1715692

    The small human wanted to touch every rail on this fence. The large human walked slowly enough to accommodate this desire.

  • Post #1715691

    Feel free to make any malignant tumour jokes you may deem appropriate. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckgw72lrvn3o

  • Post #1715690

    https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-25/israel-journalists-killed-lebanon-gaza/106582644

  • Post #1715689

    https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-25/voluntary-assisted-dying-awareness-abc-james-valentine-death/106600788

  • Post #1715688

    It would be cool if all the feckless bogans who can’t even behave respectfully at an ANZAC Day dawn service could move to Katter’s electorate and spare civilised folk their bigotry. #AusPol

  • Post #1715687

    https://parkstreetpoetry.blogspot.com/2024/12/to-wilfred.html

  • Post #1715686

    Our ABC calls it a “chaotic night across Melbourne” then describes three crimes in a city of five million people. Absurd.

  • Post #1715685

    The thought of the head of the FBI being rushed out of a dangerous situation is hilarious. One would think he would be leading the action to keep everyone safe, wouldn’t one?

  • Post #1715684

    Canavan, Katter, Hanson, addressing a racist rally and calling themselves “patriots”. Canavan promising us we’ll all be rich. He knows he’s lying, he knows he’s dog whistling racism. He’s a worthless shit. We need to promote better conservative independents to end this nonsense. #AusPol

  • Post #1715683

    Every forced march of civilians is mass murder by proxy. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-26/israel-strikes-villages-in-lebanon-demands-residents-to-leave/106609282

  • Post #1715682

    https://parkstreetpoetry.blogspot.com/2017/08/blue-notes.html

  • Post #1715681

    I need to reinstate my campaign for senate just so I can say “OK patriot” to Canavan. #AusPol

  • Post #1715680

    Not really how a ceasefire is supposed to work, unless you are just mouthing the word ceasefire to placate your US ally, then this is exactly how a ceasefire is supposed to work. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4gxgv8j7zlo

  • Post #1715679

    https://www.npr.org/2026/04/26/g-s1-118511/world-press-photo-contest-winners

  • Post #1592326

    US foreign policy is a monkey hurling its shit about and thinking itself clever. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c248m3z49j1o

  • Post #1592325

    The mayor of Shreveport is asking for prayers, instead of asking for gun control. The police chief said, &amp;quot;I just cannot begin to imagine how such an event can occur&amp;quot;, despite being a police officer who knows such events have happened in the US before. The post mass shooting pretending games.

  • Post #1592324

    The farce surrounding “Lord” Mandelson should be the end of anyone being called Lord. Democracy can’t be real if some are Lords and others are not. This applies to people being called King too.

  • Post #1592323

    Tucker Carlson will say anything that serves Tucker Carlson. It’s good news that he sees the end of Trump approaching, but self serving bastards like Carlson have damaged the US and the world immeasurably. Bastard. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/21/tucker-carlson-regrets-trump-support

  • Post #1592322

    When the wind comes from the north fish and chip shop exhaust blows up my lane and I feel the elements themselves are tempting me.

  • Post #1592321

    “No one left behind.” Now imagine I have the energy to type haha enough times to fill the screen. #AusPol