Jacek Wesołowski
jzillw@mastodon.gamedev.place
<p>Game designer, mostly. Knows how to make a custom editor in Unreal, write jokes in a foreign language, track police movements across a large city, and publicly scold an abusive party leader.</p>
Posts
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Post #3760913
Talked to a friend yesterday - a sensible guy who has a crucial experience advantage over me, namely he was in the army at one point (as a volunteer). Given the media reports and his intuition, he thinks Russian attacks on Poland in the Autumn are plausible.
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Post #1010264
Things I like about my job: coming up with new gameplay, implementing features, composing assets, fiddling with the balance, watching the players enjoy the result. Things I hate about my job: that moment when the initial version is done and now I have to test it and find out that it doesn&#39;t work.
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Post #797629
@pare @angusm @cstross Given how clueless authoritarian decision makers can be about reasons why regular people have kids, I wouldn&#39;t be surprised. Here in Poland the authoritarian right is convinced they can make people have more kids by simply paying them to do it. (plot twist: no amount of money works when abortion is banned, housing is expensive, and jobs are insecure)
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Post #797627
Twitter incels: some old guy in his late 20s told us big boobs are sexy, so now we&#39;re going to throw a tantrum every time a video game character doesn&#39;t have them. bsky HoMs: hooves. cat ears. belly fat. all hairstyles you can imagine. tattoos. piercings. muscles. more muscles. hips that could birth an aircraft carrier. and also boobs
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Post #758400
You&#39;ve already heard such Polish bangers as &quot;kurwa&quot; and &quot;not my circus, not my monkeys&quot;, but have you heard of &quot;to jebnie&quot;? Pronounced &quot;toe yebnyeh&quot;, it describes the feeling of dreadful anticipation when someone has fucked around and is just about to find out. (don&#39;t use in front of your babcia)
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Post #710677
Current US regime is a WH40k Chaos cult. Epstein files? Slaanesh. All those random attacks on other countries that make no strategic sense? Khorne. RFK Jr.? Nurgle.
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Post #535151
@rayckeith This article seems to be from almost six years ago. Is there a follow-up?
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Post #535150
Testing the feature I&#39;m currently working on requires me to have as many bad random rolls as possible, which is perhaps why I keep getting a higher than expected number of good ones.
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Post #535149
Mini Metro is a power fantasy of being able to move the tunnels under the river around at will and at no cost.
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Post #535147
Against my better judgement, I bought Europa Universalis 5 without waiting for a month, and now I&#39;m stuck with a bugged saved state after I restarted from an earlier attempt where I had to put up with at least two other annoying bugs.(&quot;at least&quot; because with Paradox it&#39;s sometimes hard to tell a bug from a feature). Now I have to wait a week for the first major patch.
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Post #535145
In our Discord server, one person remarked our frequency of patches makes them think we&#39;re Borg, and another person answered that no, we&#39;re just German. Obviously this is all just goofing around, no harm done etc., but still: should I tell them that I&#39;m Polish and our main QA guy is Italian? Or should I tell them that this German team is being led by an Austrian?