Julia Clement
juliaclement@mastodon.nz
<p>If you like my memes, feel free to share, either here or elsewhere. Just keep my credits.<br />To see more, follow me.<br />Auckland based Comedian / Playwright / Producer / Director. Before that, 40+ years commercial computer software development. Overlapping these two careers I found time to make over 4,000 Wikipedia edits.</p><p>Profile photo by Michelle Hyslop michellehyslop.com</p>
Posts
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Post #4123036
This is the kind of person David Seymour wants to rewrite our social contracts. From a facebook post by Really American so accuracy can not be guaranteed. BREAKING: MAGA-Heritage Foundation aide caught trying to bring ammo and drugs into a Senate building The party that never stops lecturing everyone else about law and order just watched one of its own Project 2025 architects get busted trying to walk ammunition and hard drugs into a Senate office building. Matthew Christopher Wingate, the He...
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Post #2103627
#Marriage is a sacred covenant between one couple and the registrar of births deaths and marriages! We give them money and they give us a certificate.
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Post #2103625
We had #fruitTrees when I was a kid but I kept eating their children.
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Post #2103624
I’m a comedian not an actor. Stop telling me to “Break a leg!” When my wife was a custom #baker, I used to tell her to “Crack an egg.” Why not tell me to “Crack a joke” instead?
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Post #2103623
Panic buying #toiletPaper is a shitty thing to do.
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Post #2103622
True story and not a joke. Some time in the early 1920s Christopher Robin Milne is feeding condensed milk to a bear named Winnie at London Zoo. Milne named his toy bear after Winnie and his father made a famous book or two featuring the pair of them and some other toys. Commemorating the 100th anniversary of the publication of the first #Winnie-the-pooh book in 1926.
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Post #2103621
I&#39;ve come to the conclusion that conspiracy theorists bypass #Occam&#39;s razor in favour of Occam&#39;s epilator!
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Post #2103620
I don’t want to seem irrational but I can never remember if #numbers are real or imaginary or both and that’s integral to a complex problem!
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Post #2103619
Toilet paper shortage? I&#39;m switching to a #lowFibre diet for the duration.
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Post #2103618
I don’t believe in #karma. I’m still trying to decide how I feel about korma!