√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
juanejot@beige.party
<p>Linux, biology & sci-fi nerd, father, thinks he's funny. 🙄 I do not consent to the use of my posts for the training of artificial intelligence, of large language models, of neural networks, or of any other such computational technologies intended to derive “new” content from originally human-generated content.</p>
Posts
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Post #3737410
The Flash just spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes.
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Post #1896256
Today being lesson n that “These 🫏 🕳️ s don’t know what they’re doing.”
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Post #1896255
It just occurred to me how much “friendship” sounds like “French dip.”
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Post #1896254
Almost seems like anywhere he plants his face (national parks, passports, official portraits of the office he play-acts at) could include the subtitle, “There, ruined it for you.”
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Post #1896253
The *Bill Nye the Science Guy* theme, but for Tolkien: “🎵Bilbo, the hobbit goes! (Bil! Bo! Bil! Bo!)🎶”
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Post #1896252
Wonder’s never seen (in her invisible jet plane). #MashUpSuperHeroAndQuotes #HashtagGames
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Post #1896251
Social engineering: Get people to drink less hot cocoa by pronouncing it “hurt cuckoo.”
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Post #1896250
Hear me out: Barney Stinson as “Douche-y Houser^” ^Credit to Wife
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Post #1896249
Ventos: the flinchmaker!
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Post #1896248
:geordi_no: “6 🤷 7” (Also, if ⊥rump had his way, “8647”) :geordi_ye: ”8 🤷 4” (Also, if Orwell were describing it, *1984*)
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Post #1896247
:geordi_no: Starlink :geordi_ye: Earthseed
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Post #1622092
Kid the Elder entreated me to sing along with SoaD’s “Toxicity” in “Yoda voice,” and no shade to Serj Tankian, but now I can barely imagine doing so otherwise.
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Post #1622091
“Gimme That Old-Time Antidisestablishmentarianism” #LongWordASong #HashtagGames
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Post #1622090
Stevie Wonder’s “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocioustition” #LongWordASong #HashtagGames
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Post #1622089
“IDGAFloccinaucinihilipilification” #LongWordASong #HashtagGames
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Post #1622087
“She Autoenfenestrated Through The Bathroom” —The Beatles #LongWordASong #HashtagGames
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Post #1622085
Flash Gordita #GlobalCuisineSciFi #HashtagGames
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Post #1622077
Gnocchimancer #GlobalCuisineSciFi #HashtagGames
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Post #1622076
Stranger in a Strange Lamington #GlobalCuisineSciFi #HashtagGames
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Post #1622072
Ramen in Black #GlobalCuisineSciFi #HashtagGames
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Post #1622071
I, Robok Choy #GlobalCuisineSciFi #HashtagGames
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Post #1622070
Pierogi One #GlobalCuisineSciFi #HashtagGames
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Post #1622069
The Great British Baking Truman Show #GlobalCuisineSciFi #HashtagGames
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Post #1622067
The Fifth Steamed Bun #GlobalCuisineSciFi #HashtagGames
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Post #1622066
Baklava to the Future #GlobalCuisineSciFi #HashtagGames
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Post #1622065
Stellanise #GlobalCuisineSciFi #HashtagGames
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Post #1622064
Snow Crêpes #GlobalCuisineSciFi #HashtagGames
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Post #1622063
The Àkàrà Bowl of the Sower #GlobalCuisineSciFi #HashtagGames
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Post #1547710
I’ve been trying to figure out how to approach this, both in linking it to previous posts, and in describing a less-than-ideal (but also resolved) customer service experience with an idea that I really hope (some version of which; I’m sad to say, maybe not this one) works. I was super-excited when I heard #Jolla was coming out with their newest version of the #JollaPhone to be reserved (with a €99 fee, to be used before reservations cut off, to start paying off the €579 full introductory price...
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Post #1342566
They would have comically long ties, ill-fitting suits, improbably hued and badly colored-in faces, wispy, crazed hair… oh no. #IfCartoonsRuledTheWorld #HashtagGames