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• Post #4458799

  I did t make a big deal out of it today, don’t even think I mentioned it on here. Today’s my birthday and I’m dealing with some pretty difficult family stuff. And some of its challenging and family dynamics and some of it sucksucksucks. But you guys are such good people. Better than friends, closer than family. The family I always wanted. Thanks for spending today on the fediverse with me and I hope you realize how special each and every one of you are. <3

• Post #4422321

  Ok so I’ve made a decision. I don’t want to eat a billionaire. That sounds fucking awful, maybe worse for me than it is for them. I’m just going to do this the American way: cook them, put them in the fridge for a week, and then throw them out.

• Post #4367437

  Last night saw the whole “omg omg trump says he’s halting the attack because Iran acquiesced omg” and I was literally like “Why. Are. We. Covering. Anything. That. Fucking. Hemorrhoid. Says. No but seriously why.” This is why we shouldn’t.

• Post #4297436

  Oh oh oh wait I got this… HIS GOOSE IS NOT VALUED https://hactivedirectory.com/@josh/117017575681578474

• Post #3698932

  Joining the meeting from the (active) road in your new Tesla while you're fully reclined and hands-off just kinda doesn't make me feel that good about you. :/

• Post #3689623

  Oh thank fucking Christ. https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xvr6x3yam5mq4a6q2suxbt5u/post/3mq6e3cfqms27

• Post #3689622

  Thank god Republicans are focusing on the important issues. “You never see a giraffe, a male giraffe, that mate(s) with a giraffe,” Rod Joseph said. “Myself right now saying, ‘I am a giraffe,’ that doesn’t mean it’s true.”

• Post #3689621

  So how’s that war in Iran that we’re not fighting?

• Post #3689620

  It’s true: I’m a twat. https://mastodon.social/@fesshole/116887880358313107

• Post #3645759

  So what's all this going on about some sportsball or other? Is that happening now? #usa #fifa #worldcup2026 #football #worldcup

• Post #2935057

  Dude. Stop. Electing. Celebrity. Fuckheads. Just stop. Stop it! No just Stop!!! https://flipboard.com/@thenewsdesk/politics-9rga37brz/-/a-4NHd3WjWRLexq4F2Wn-IHA%3Aa%3A43591897-%2F0

• Post #2321928

  Would definitely plan a trip to Boob World with Rick & Morty

• Post #2317096

  Nice augmented fifth you got there. Be a shame if someone naturalized it.

• Post #2310127

  Mood https://ciberlandia.pt/@hackersbot/116547009157089943

• Post #2278461

  Incredible.

• Post #2184324

  44 hours in the chair. Deployment is… deployed.

• Post #2184268

  After-dinner fart.

• Post #2128303

  Nothing like an all nighter deployment. I’m not as young as I used to be.

• Post #2110425

  Star Trek puppy 🐶

• Post #2066653

  Banana pie. Crackers. Cheese. Nomnomnomnom.

• Post #2064188

  Dooood I think this job give me jock itch. Prolly killed my niece. Ran over Santa Claus.

• Post #2063969

  This is exactly what I needed. https://fedi.j1nk4l.com/@pilum/116525997037606090

• Post #2063065

  So what body is this if this is taken from Perseverance? https://mastodon.social/@PersevereImgBot/116525990637069726

• Post #2062607

  Got to spend the 8 hours preceding 1am diagnosing someone else’s code — not as you might imagine looking at said code, but implying what it says by result inference. I am so done with today.

• Post #2062558

  I love it when my phone is like “INVALID FACE TRY FACE AGAIN”

• Post #1982559

  Didn't Majel Barrett record her voice in a huge library before she passed away? Hooking that up to Claude would be hella dope.

• Post #1982502

  ah yes. I forgot to eat today.

• Post #1973689

  RE: https://mastodon.world/@MPgh/116517728658970511 This... cannot... be a thing. OMG. Rainbows and Snoopys in kiddie jail because you had the audacity to be a brown person.

• Post #1973084

  Me all day today

• Post #1932504

  My dog trying to communicate that he NEEEEEEEDS to eat a bite of my food: "it's just soup for my family?" Keep movin', buddy. :P