joomy
joomy@functional.cafe
<p>researcher at Bloomberg 🅱️. somehow a computer doctor. 🐅 posts about functional programming, metaprogramming, proof assistants, and sometimes about linguistics, or Turkey.</p>
Posts
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Post #2569280
just submitted a paper to OOPSLA about Kip (my programming language in Turkish where grammatical case and mood are part of the type system)! 🎉 given how niche the topic is, I don't have super high hopes but you never know! also, I personally think the work is really cool so I care a bit less. I'll keep trying until I find the right reviewers / venue for this paper. the draft is available here: https://joomy.korkutblech.com/papers/kip.pdf
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Post #1806298
web developers, please stop putting popups on text selection. I will never use a feature like this to share an excerpt from a text on social media. let me select text in peace, that's just how I read things.
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Post #1574704
stress eating? yes, I also emphasize the importance of eating.
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Post #902686
Rocq is Pacman complete! see Rocqman, a Pacman implementation (with some proofs!) in Rocq, extracted to C++ via Crane: https://github.com/joom/rocqman
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Post #84429
the UNIX v4 tape reminded me of this story by Ali Akurgal about Turkish bureaucracy: Do you know what the unit of software is? A meter! Do you know why? In 1992, we did our first software export at Netaş. We wrote the software, pressed a button, and via the satellite dish on the roof, at the incredible speed of 128 kb/s, we sent it to England. We sent the invoice by postal mail. $2M arrived at the bank. 3-4 months passed, and tax inspectors came. They said, “You sent an invoice for $2M?” “Yes,”...