Jon in Albany

joninalbany@beige.party

<p>Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.</p>

Posts

Post #4153090
The Scarecrow and Mattress King #SleepyTVShows #HastagGames
Post #4087142
You know that thing where you eat kind of healthy in front of a blood draw, and then as soon as they have their blood you eat like a moron? That's my morning plan.
Post #4051959
Baby Got Laid Back #NonchalantSongs #HashtagGames
Post #3523996
Han Pollo #ChickenAnything #HashtagGames
Post #3361118
You've got to love Penzy's Spices troll game. All algae green colored spices are currently 30% off, use the promo code FILES.
Post #3357910
Just sent this to the kids. Fingers crossed.
Post #1101397
@APBBlue set a course for adventure!
Post #1101396
The &quot;JD Vance is a couch fucker&quot; bit never grows old.
Post #1101395
Last Tectonic Standing #GeologyTVAndShows #HashtagGames
Post #1101394
I cannot believe how much easier everything would be if I could just remember where I put something down.
Post #1101393
The Albany Airport, where the TSA pre check line is longer than the regular line, and it is faster to park in long term parking than in the expensive garage out front.
Post #1101392
Boot Scootin&#39; Cootie #ImmatureSongOrPoem #HashtagGames
Post #1101391
I&#39;ve spent the last week in California for a conference. You know how if you are in a different country, just your clothes and body language make you stand out as an American... I am clearly not from California.
Post #1101390
The couch fucker jokes just keep giving
Post #1101389
At my nephew&#39;s lacrosse game. A parent keeps yelling &quot;Run!&quot; at the players. Great advice coach. That&#39;s like yelling &quot;Catch it!&quot; to a baseball outfielder.
Post #1101388
Buckaroo, why is there a watermelon there? #AskACharacterAnything #HashtagGames #BuckarooBanzai
Post #1101387
Larry, how did you avoid being named Daryl? #AskACharacterAnything #HashtagGames
Post #1101386
Republican boomer neighbors came back from wherever they go for the winter. It was a nice few months.
Post #994054
The Gneiss Is Right #GeologyTVAndShows #HashtagGames
Post #822301
Part of me wants to keep eating pretty healthy and lose some weight, but most of me wants to eat a pie.
Post #670801
Forecast for today is 40% chance of flurries this afternoon, but a 100% chance of #pizza for dinner.
Post #670800
no you&#39;re a crazy person #pizza
Post #670799
So I made 2 pizzas for the family with the two little girls that picked the pizza sign... yes, I put pineapple on a pizza for them. #pizza
Post #670798
The Dog Whisperer with Et Tu, Cesar Milan #RomanEraTVShows #HashtagGames
Post #670797
Say Yes to the Toga #RomanEraTVShows #HashtagGames
Post #670796
Rough week at the office. #DogsOfMastodon
Post #670795
CollarsUp Greens #MenuItemsForThePrivileged #HashtagGames
Post #670794
Yacht Roast #MenuItemsForThePrivileged #HashtagGames
Post #670793
90210ysters #MenuItemsForThePrivileged #HashtagGames
Post #451297
Saint Peter Venkman #SaintAMovieCharacter #HashtagGames