John Mastodon
johnmastodon@mastodon.online
<p>Citizen of the fediverse. </p><p>I speak fluent ironic with a solid sarcastic accent.</p><p>Not related at all to John Merrick.</p><p>Most perfect human male according to AI extrapolations!</p><p>I'm not here to offend intelligent people!</p><p>USA is a country full of idiots. Proof is POTUS 2025!</p>
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Post #4321345
I managed to follow step by step tha advice of Bear Grylis from one of his mountain survival epidodes and that actually saved my life while I was lost inside that thick mountain Said no one ever! #johnmastodon
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Post #4321344
#remember : If they&#39;re not white, your superheroes won&#39;t survive the end of your Hollywood movie! #johnmastodon
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Post #4321343
What&#39;s the opposite of anti semitism? #FuckIsrael #freepalestine #fromtherivetothesea Israeli settlers attack journalists, including CNN, on the anniversary of deadly West Bank beating https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/11/middleeast/settlers-arrested-attack-on-journalists-intl #johnmastodon
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Post #4321342
Not even all that dirty money he got from tRump could help him cope with his sudden ilness. Rest in hell! US Senator Lindsey Graham Dies From Sudden Illness https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-07-12/us-senator-lindsey-graham-dies-from-sudden-illness #johnmastodon
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Post #4321341
And yet, the five nations hold Iran responsible for chaos arising in the region. Go figure! Iran attacks five Gulf nations, shuts Hormuz after US bombing https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/7/12/iran-attacks-five-gulf-nations-shuts-hormuz-after-us-bombing-all-to-know #johnmastodon
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Post #4321340
If that was the government of my country, that would be called treason. Punished by shooting squad! US Secretary of State granted unprecedented powers over Venezuela — NYT https://newsukraine.rbc.ua/news/us-secretary-of-state-granted-unprecedented-1783838597.html #johnmastodon
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Post #4321339
In Namibian, sustained burglary is spelled &quot;diamond industry&quot; #johnmastodon
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Post #4321338
You just don&#39;t bite the hand of your allies. Repeatedly! #trump #johnmastodon
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Post #4321337
He&#39;s my number 3 character in the list of winners for a one way ticket to The Hague! Rubio vows to ‘dismantle’ International Criminal Court https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/13/politics/rubio-dismantle-international-criminal-court?cid=ios_app #johnmastodon
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Post #4321336
I am the reason why you should not trust strangers #johnmastodon
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Post #4321335
Can&#39;t we all agree HE is the problem and just fly him one-way-round to The Hague? EU rejects Trump administration claims that ICC threatens US sovereignty https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/jul/14/eu-rejects-trump-administration-claims-icc-threatens-us-sovereignty #johnmastodon
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Post #4321334
Is it just me or UFO&#39;s are not a thing anymore? #johnmastodon
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Post #4321333
All countries are losing money on that tariff for the stupidest president in the world! Trump threatens to raise tariffs over Canadian wildfire smoke https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/trumps-tariffs/article/trump-threatens-to-raise-tariffs-over-canadian-wildfire-smoke/ #johnmastodon
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Post #4321332
The real question is why other countries are not doing the same? #FuckIsrael #Genocide Belgium approves ban on imports from Israeli settlements https://www.euractiv.com/news/belgium-approves-ban-on-imports-from-israeli-settlements/ #johnmastodon
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Post #4321331
The most important reason for the bible to be that long, is in order to avoid the less privileged (or those with some small interest) to read it! #johnmastodon
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Post #4321330
Because, FUCK YOU, MAGA! Brazil denies visas to U.S. officials who aimed to impugn electoral system | The U.S. delegation had planned to visit the Brazilian capital and cast doubt on the integrity of the voting system before a presidential election this fall, officials said https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2026/07/24/us-sending-envoys-question-brazilian-electoral-system-officials-say/ #johnmastodon
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Post #4321329
#remember : The supervillians from the futuristic old movies look pretty much like tRump, Putin and Netanyahu, and must face justice, in the absense of super heroes! #johnmastodon
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Post #4321328
&quot;XI WOULDN&#39;T DARE LYING TO ME&quot;, said the liar China Sends Iran 400 Launchers https://www.yahoo.com/news/world/articles/china-send-rocket-launchers-iran-141421793.html #johnmastodon
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Post #4321327
John Mastodon perspires sexual energy! Someone told me once #johnmastodon
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Post #4321326
Ok gramps, now lets get that diaper changed... Trump says Greenland will be under US control by the time he leaves office https://www.aol.com/articles/trump-says-greenland-under-us-013450000.html #johnmastodon
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Post #1497337
My idea of punishment for Netanyahu is to keep him alive for the rest of his miserable life, in an open cell, on suicide watch, and whenever someone feels the need to spit or pee on him, just allow them. Even after his death. Endless humiliation! #johnmastodon
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Post #1085414
Never ask Israel for help. Because they will refuse it. If it wasn&#39;t for these few NGO&#39;s, children like these would not get medical attention! #FuckIsrael #SanctionIsrael Palestinian girl who lost arm in Israeli missile attack on Gaza arrives in UK https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/08/palestinian-girl-who-lost-arm-in-israeli-missile-attack-on-gaza-arrives-in-uk #johnmastodon
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Post #1085413
#remember : Not one single time was on the Epstein files the name Barack Obama mentioned. As opposed to the actual clown in office! #COTUS #WhiteSupremacy #trump #FlyHimToTheHagueNow #johnmastodon
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Post #1085412
Would that apply for sending weapons to rebels inside Iran? Because if so, the CIA is getting tariffed! #Hipocrisy #corruption #COTUS #FlyHimToTheHagueNow Trump announces 50% tariffs on nations supplying Iran with weapons https://www.reuters.com/world/trump-announces-50-tariffs-nations-supplying-iran-with-weapons-2026-04-08/ #johnmastodon
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Post #1085411
We&#39;ve had enough of Israel already! Killing civilians, women and children alike, has got to be a red line. Hopefully an international Peace Corps batallion could be deployed to Lebanon to stop the agression to civilians! Italy summons Israeli ambassador after shots fired at UN in Lebanon https://www.straitstimes.com/world/europe/italy-summons-israeli-ambassador-after-shots-fired-at-un-in-lebanon #johnmastodon
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Post #1085410
#remember : Stand against bullies just like Iran is standing against USA and Israel! #johnmastodon
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Post #1085409
Can&#39;t anybody else see that he just imagine conversations with other people? That after an illegal attack to Venezuela and Iran, Greenland is next? Stop him flat and immediately. He. Is. Totally. Disconnected. From. Reality! #stophimnow #HeIsCrazy #fucktrump ‘Poorly run, piece of ice’: Trump targets Greenland again as Iran war deepens NATO rift https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/09/trump-greenland-nato-rift-iran-war-deepens.html #johnmastodon
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Post #1085408
Why is it that USA has military facilities in almost every country around the world, but no country around the world is allowed to station military facilities in the USA? #johnmastodon
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Post #1085407
Israel can not be trusted. If allowed, they will kill hundreds of thousands of civilians again, just like they did in Gaza. So much for holy wars in the 21st century! #SanctionIsrael #OpenYourEyes #warcrimes #NetanyahuToTheHague #FuckIsrael France, Spain condemn Israeli strikes in Lebanon https://www.dailyfinland.fi/europe/48704/France-Spain-condemn-Israeli-strikes-in-Lebanon #johnmastodon
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Post #1085406
Yeah, because, FUCK YOU, tRUMP! #COTUS #clown #fucktrump &#39;We are not some piece of ice&#39;: Greenland hits back at Trump&#39;s Articles insult https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/greenland-prime-minister-rebuffs-trump-remarks-nato-tensions-rise-2026-04-09/ #johnmastodon