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• Post #4261580

  #ThreeGoodThings

• Post #2449818

  Europeans, gaze in wonder at Walmart's canned meat section!

• Post #1975140

  Manny is excited because he gets to fly to Denver in the Platinum Deluxe Balcony section. Don't tell him...

• Post #1938657

  Wow, it's been two years since I drove halfway across the country to hang around with elderly stoners.

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• Post #1741829

  Remember this, Bucko. Our planet (Urt, formerly "Earth") has had a half-dozen major extinctions. BUT only this one gives the extinct-ees the ability to livestream their own extinction! (insert shitty AI image of a dystopia here)

• Post #1741827

  I think I hurt Github Copilot's feelings. I should probably explain that my statement "a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of mediocre minds" was actually a dig at myself and not it. Yeah, I have no idea how to talk to an AI, so I just assume it's exactly like me. It's figuring me out.

• Post #1741825

  Got bored and temp is nice, so I'm at the Tiki Hut. Reading "Groucho Marx: Secret Agent", which is literary #bulldada from the TekWar guy. No Manny, so the cliche-pygmy is safe.

• Post #1741824

  Some terrorist cut off the pool-lock again, so I hung out for about 10 minutes. Head Biddy got triggered and banished me from the pool for the 43rd time. Currently listening to "Muse Ick N Hour Message" by Public Enemy outside her unit. People say the album is a misstep for Public Enemy, but I'm okay with it.

• Post #1741823

  ...and look! The HOA's meeting agenda has just been updated to add a rule targeting me specifically! /me hears a happy "ding" sound What was that? /me looks up Oooh, look. A glowing golden coin is hovering over me. /me touches the golden coin Oh drat. I already unlocked this accomplishment.

• Post #1557723

  Nice article about past mail-order occultists. https://publicdomainreview.org/essay/magic-by-return-of-post/

• Post #1557722

  /me researches Aww man, it turns out Chuck D's real name is "Carlton Douglas Ridenhour". I was rooting for his birth name to be "Charles Darwin".

• Post #1557720

  Fresco detail from the Second Romnican Tapestry (c 1232 CE). This particular frame is entitled "No need to cut cabbage, ma. We're having amphibian tonight!"

• Post #1557719

  Given that Gene Roddenberry was a complete horndog, it only makes sense that the original design for "V'Ger" would look like a scantily-clad alien woman. In this storyboard-frame, Ensign J.R. "Bob" Dobbs (replacing Leonard Nimoy) makes a vulcan mind-meld with the alien "Co'Nne".

• Post #1329211

  "Bob" took the Tame Blue Yonder and made it wild. "Bob" did not put the Bomp in the Bomp, Bomp, Bomp, but he did take out the parts that didn't rhyme, like Kumquat and Vermillion. God made a cow. Man made a cheese. "Bob" made it whiz. "Bob" made sure you didn't get that Bill Cosby tattoo in 1988. "Bob" won all the pogs. "Bob" sold Ozzy the ticket to the Crazy Train. L...

• Post #1042654

  The dinosaurs were well-received by the children.