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Jeremy Baumgartner

jjbaumgartner@infosec.exchange

<p>Jack of all trades sysadmin (primarily Unix) with interest in security.</p>

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  • Post #4388263

    I swear, the next time my backup for the load balancers says the words &quot;I asked ChatGPT how to...&quot; I&#39;m going to lose my fucking mind. We sent them to class, I&#39;ve trained them, and instead of referring to notes or documentation, they default to a bullshit generator. They&#39;re going to have a rude awakening the first time the wrong hallucination is fed to them. I will throw an entire fucking city&#39;s worth of buses at them if they run something from an English prediction e...

  • Post #4203624

    I&#39;ve finally found a use for Focus mode on Android. My Focus mode is set to pause all my work apps. And since I&#39;m on PTO, I&#39;ve enabled Focus mode. Poof, work is gone. I like this plan.

  • Post #4178828

    Facebook should not require logins to view more than the very latest of the timeline for official profiles (police, emergency response, etc). I should not be required to have an account just to see the latest info on public emergencies, especially when most police departments/etc likely post to Facebook faster/more reliably than their own sites.

  • Post #4168695

    Oh, lovely. Now I get to clean up my mother&#39;s Google account because she clicked a scammy link. I should be thankful that this is a rarity, she&#39;s usually pretty good about not doing stupid things.

  • Post #4151670

    https://youtu.be/eIvS4NcAo9U?si=oWRzC9ieCvk15ec7 This is drone footage of tornado damage blocks away from my old house. It&#39;s only a few miles from where we are now. This is more than close enough...I can go the rest of my life not seeing this level of destruction.

  • Post #4144622

    Horrible new fear unlocked - watching a tornado on radar headed directly at your wife&#39;s office building, and just hoping she&#39;s safe. She&#39;s fine, we&#39;re all fine, she&#39;s slowly making her way home. From initial looks...her building was WAY too close to the debris trail for comfort.

  • Post #4124102

    Weird. I paused several Android apps while I was camping (because fuck work) and they didn&#39;t stop pausing at end of day like they&#39;re supposed to. But when I manually unpaused one, the rest unpaused all at once. I wonder if I can recreate it.

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    Our new, poorly implemented, barely tested, &quot;replacement&quot; paging system continues to piss off everyone in IT. The idea of &quot;unionizing&quot; (turning off phones and not accepting pages) has been raised an option to force leadership to address the issue. Up to this point it&#39;s been hand-wavy &quot;we&#39;re working on it&quot; nonsense. The peasants are getting restless...

  • Post #4013307

    I am beyond tired of having to explain TLS certificates to people. I&#39;m running out of crayons, and I&#39;m WAY out of patience.

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    Oh, good. Apparently the update to Sharefile&#39;s Storage Zones Controller software wasn&#39;t sufficient, and there are more issues (or still issues...?) and more updates.

  • Post #3718108

    This is shaping up to be a &quot;I should take PTO&quot; kind of day. Started with a security notice from ShareFile, is moving into &quot;our project management/time tracking system is unavailable.&quot; And I&#39;m still trying to fix Windows servers that just don&#39;t want to frickin&#39; patch for some unknown reason. I thought Friday was supposed to be a nice, relaxing day.

  • Post #3715810

    Progress ShareFile appears to have something going on, but details are completely missing. If you use ShareFile&#39;s service with on-prem Storage Zone Controllers, your ShareFile access seems to be disabled this morning. No detail, no status page, no incident report - just disabled with an email saying &quot;shutdown your Storage Zone Controller servers for data safety.&quot;

  • Post #3650662

    I love how LinkedIn feels the need to push their app so hard that mobile browsers are basically non-functional. Every few scrolls down it pops another &quot;WHY NOT USE THE APP (and feed us that sweet, sweet data),&quot; and when you say no, it jumps you back to the top of the page. I should just nuke my profile, it&#39;s not like it&#39;s anything but business-approved Facebook at this point anyway.

  • Post #3607256

    The bushes in the front yard make me feel creepy when I sit on my porch. My head barely pokes up over them, I can only imagine it looks like I&#39;m hiding to people walking by.

  • Post #3582336

    Why does motivation come when it&#39;s least usable? I am on weight and movement restrictions after a mole removal on my back. Because of the position, I will be restricted for 2 to 3 weeks total. It has been 4 days so far. I have never been so motivated to do any of the big projects that need to happen around the house. I want to go build shit, pull weeds, just generally do SOMETHING. And yet, here I am, having to ask for help just changing bandages because of where it&#39;s positioned. I...

  • Post #3496196

    Thank you, overactive vasovagal response. You made a simple excision far more interesting than it needed to be. I didn&#39;t pass out, but I was getting there.

  • Post #3488761

    Oof. 6:30am, 80 degrees and humid. And because I have to go in to work today, I have to wear pants. I&#39;m definitely changing as soon as I get home.

  • Post #1981372

    From CNN: &quot;The fragile ceasefire between the US and Iran is being tested after both sides fired shots in the Strait of Hormuz.&quot; Dear journalists, Words have meanings. If shots have been fired, then by definition, there is no ceasefire. Sincerely, everyone who wants this shit to be over and done with. P.S.: Fucking cowards.