Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:

jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s<blockquote>"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - <a href="https://mk.cpluspatch.com/@ErikUden@mastodon.de" class="u-url mention">@ErikUden@mastodon.de</a></blockquote><blockquote>"this nincompoop so half-witted 💔" - <a href="https://mk.cpluspatch.com/@starEyed@plasmatrap.com" class="u-url mention">@starEyed@plasmatrap.com</a></blockquote><blockquote>"french, 0/10" - <a href="https://mk.cpluspatch.com/@theking@mskey.nekomimi.party" class="u-url mention">@theking@mskey.nekomimi.party</a></blockquote><blockquote>"yup,,,, she's gay,,," - <a href="htt

Posts

Post #4447702
chjara do you think you'd taste good in a stew
Post #4414176
ABOUT TO EAT 20 CHICKEN NUGGETS
Post #4292963
what the fuck is this what is going on with flashlights i though those were just for making light
Post #4268902
ARGRHRGRHGH
Post #4207855
i can make my RAM transgender
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Post #4171028
pretending like i don't see oomf's highly concerning posts because i don't want to bother her
Post #4135994
bro i am not following the metro vending machine on spotify 😭😭😭
Post #4120988
good girls prioritize shareholder value ❤️
Post #4073758
imagine being topped by a redditor and they start saying "w faps"
Post #4011638
frigiel et fluffy
Post #3931645
i've been debugging modded minecraft servers for the last half day and i think i've suffered more than jesus at this point
Post #3840303
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!! 😆😆😆
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Post #3806314
oh wow my left boob is very pretty right one sucks
Post #3689467
to people like us, joker day is just normal day
Post #3601187
L'EMPLOIEMENT JUMPSCARE !!!!!
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Post #3496066
i just wanted NaNO2 wtf is this
Post #3436040
how do you tell someone you think they're incredibly pretty without sexually harassing them
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meaningless
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me
Post #2439612
scientology speedruns is a really funny trend it's literally hello neighbour 😭
Post #2439567
trying to make a battle arena but i fucking suck at building
Post #2377736
my professor is praising Wikipedia lets go
Post #2333809
a compelling and exciting title
Post #1864490
hhggfgds
Post #1823467
i hate the "erm us quirky cool transgender autists are so much better than those stupid boring neurotypical cishets aha" self-aggrandizing bullshit i see on here, talking like somehow being gay and having adhd makes us one of god's chosen people