Jen 🧶🏃🏼♀️🧗🏼♀️🏕️🧳
jenschuetz@mastodon.social
<p>Knitter, embroiderer, climber, runner, sourdough baker, fermenter, overlander, traveler, Chihuahua lover </p><p>San Francisco, CA, USA</p><p>~~~</p><p>Buy 3 shawl patterns, get the 4th free! Coupon code: B3GOMASTO<br />Use the link below to access pattern page.</p>
Posts
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Post #4239830
Truly, truly am not enjoying the song and dance and disentanglement we must endure for every shortcoming, bug, or unethical stance of [insert tech company here] that has infiltrated our lives.
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Post #4239829
To celebrate the start of the second half of the year and the upcoming 4th of July holiday, please enjoy a 20% code for any pattern purchase: JULY4TH2026 Coupon expires Sunday, July 5, 2026, 11:59 PM PDT. Enjoy! #knitting https://jenschuetz.com/patterns/
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Post #4239828
I missed WIP Wednesday yesterday, so here&#39;s a photo of my current works in progress: three embroidery and one knitting. This doesn&#39;t count the two mosaic/slip-stitch shawl patterns I need to write up, plus a new one already sketched with colors chosen, ready to be knit. I normally don&#39;t have this many projects going simultaneously, but here we are. #knitting #embroidery #wip #craft #hobby
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Post #4239827
@arcadia The big embroidery hoop? It’s my year-long temperature journal: every sliver of color represents the high and low temperature of San Francisco. The template can be found here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1847170441/12-temperature-tracker-pdf-pattern
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Post #4239826
RE: https://mastodon.social/@nazhamid/116919200341117660 I’m excited for this product to be out in the wild. As someone who’s only a tinkerer with photography, this app is a breath of fresh air when it comes to photo editing. Keep it simple or take deeper dives — choose your own adventure. Congrats, @aphera team!
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Post #4239825
I’m in my “Airpods in, EDM on, sit in a chocolate factory, +2.25 readers on, embroidery hoop in hand” phase of life.
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Post #4239824
The me of today is thanking the me from two months ago for prepping sourdough pizza dough and throwing it in the freezer.
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Post #4239823
It&#39;s FO Friday, folks! https://jenschuetz.com/journal/20260717-fo/ #embroidery
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Post #4239822
Rewatching “Point Break” in a hotel room — since you watch whatever’s on cable, and it’s genuinely entertaining imo — and I literally guffawed at the meatball sandwich order scene: 3 sandos and 2 drinks for under $8. What a difference 35 years makes.
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Post #4239821
RE: https://mastodon.social/@nazhamid/117004438553705927 It’s been a wild ride, indeed. Here’s to many, many more adventures!
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Post #1866738
Today I realized that 2026 is already a third over, and I only know this because of my year-long temperature embroidery project. #embroidery
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Post #1804685
I&#39;m binge rewatching Schitt&#39;s Creek, and I think I enjoy it more this time around. Everyone is fabulous, but: 1) Catherine O&#39;Hara was a gift. 2) Watching Dan Levy repeatedly smirk, trying not to break character is a treat. 3) I adore Emily Hampshire&#39;s sass.
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Post #1748063
Hella vibes at the Civics Center farmers’ market today. Humidity must be going to everyone’s head. From the woman who sidled up to me, smiling with an orange slice as her grill, all while she helped herself to the season’s first cherries to the looming man who enthusiastically expressed his overwhelming craving for avocados — thanks for reminding me how weird and unpredictable this city is. Not that I needed the reminder.
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Post #1674208
Though it&#39;s a post about thoughtful, slow craftsmanship vs hurried AI output, it&#39;s also worth noting that much of our furniture is actually thrifted or hand-me-downs — another tell of mastery of years past. AI is likely here to stay, but with time will its quality be refined? https://nazhamid.com/journal/real-wood/
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Post #1311375
Turning lemons into lemonade. I wrote about a recent pattern submission to a knitting publication that ultimately was turned down. The upside? I get to self-publish, retain the rights, and see my pattern out in the wild now, as opposed to next year. And it comes with a 25% off purchase code TREBLED25, good until the end of the month. #knitting https://jenschuetz.com/journal/20260417-fo/
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Post #1221305
I’m not sure when it or how it evolved, but my handwriting is a now a print–cursive combo. My printing and cursive are both subpar, so this hybrid approach is… subpar.
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Post #1221304
With sunglasses on, earplugs stuffed in my ears, and my butt firmly planted in a nose-bleed seat, I thoroughly enjoyed my second-ever viewing of Nine Inch Nails. Trent &amp; co. have a well-oiled set, lasting at most 1:45, getting me back home by 11 p.m. Surrounded by Gen Xers, as well as plenty of younger folks, the nostalgia ran high for me, hearkening back to my high school and college days. When did we get so old? And yet, how does Trent sound exactly the same and maintain such energy?...
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Post #1221303
In a world with socialized healthcare, I wouldn’t need to clutter my brain with stupid knowledge about CPT codes, where 99203 is an office visit while 99386 is a preventive care visit. The difference being $230 vs $0, after actual insurance allowances are applied. This system is absolute garbage.
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Post #1221302
How about we *not* fly fighter jets over the city on opening weekend of baseball.
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Post #1221301
Yesterday was @nazhamid’s birthday, and he ate all the chocolate things. Chocolate sourdough bread made by me, a passion fruit and chocolate cake from Dandelion Chocolate, and chocolate sorbet from Hometown Creamery. He even held a dog that may as well have been made of chocolate. May you have many, many more years full of chocolate, my love!
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Post #1221300
I absolutely do not need another project, already having one embroidery WIP, a knitting pattern to proofread and release, another shawl in the works, and a sweater to restart, but who’s counting? And yet, I decided this basic black ball cap was in need of pizzazz. This will be an intense labor of love since I do have intentions of covering the whole thing in a simple back stitch, to resemble topographical lines. #embroidery #hobby #craft
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Post #1221299
I need to stop dropping embroidery needles on grayish–silvery carpeting.