Iván Strider Markov

ivan@possum.city

my name is ivan and i eat glass welcome boys and girls (and anything outside or in-between) to my EVIL profile I am an EVIL person from EVIL Spain who likes to tinker with EVIL computers I am half human, and half machine. refer to my website <a href="https://ivanmarkov.net">https://ivanmarkov.net</a> for your non-ironic needs. :aspect_time: Shoutout to my moiral <a href="https://possum.city/@kokofish" class="u-url mention">@kokofish</a>

Posts

Post #4196266
hey you know the ladybird project looks pretty good, i should read more about it and ... oh COME ON
Post #4196265
Some of the people in this thread have watched too much Black Mirror RE: https://mastodon.de/users/ErikUden/statuses/116611159697312350
Post #4196264
I'm moving to another instance! Feel free to reach out to me by one of my contacts
Post #2643299
WHY IS FEDI LEWD NOW. I'M IN LEWD FEDI
Post #2643298
modern C++ is like a beautiful house where 3 rooms are on fire and one room is filled with bees and you just kind of learn which doors not to open and i still swear by it
Post #1821417
My switch got hardware banned but you know hardware banned b with that b at the end for no reason is hbb which actually stands for hardware BROUGHT BACK
Post #1821416
Why don't we eat uranium, shit has 20 billion calories per gram
Post #1821414
Iván has no R in it
Post #1821413
i have mononucleosis rn and it's hilarious because it's supposed to make you bedridden but im just SO used to chronic pain, masking tiredness and pushing through that i managed to go for a whole week still functioning normally and EVEN WEIGHTLIFTING. I am extremely lucky that my spleen didnt explode
Post #1821411
im a diabetic alcoholic YES we exist YES i need help
Post #1821410
im blak - blak
Post #1821408
im the friend btw RE: https://possum.city/notes/alkot9v9434p02de
Post #1512148
If bacteria's byproduct is poop then CO2 is human poop and sparkling water is human poop water
Post #1512147
Being diabetic is awesoem cause you'll be super angry and want to murder someone only to check your glucose and find out it's super high so you know your anger is actually probably chemically induced so you gotta sit with it for two hours til your glucose goes down because I guess your emotions are just invalid til then 🌈
Post #1512146
It also sucks that I talk about it so much but also HOW AM I EXPECTED NOT TO when the whole premise of my life is to look at a number on my phone or if I don't I'll genuinely just die in two hours and that's not even hyperbole LMAO RE: https://possum.city/notes/alc2tp9i9sll03b1
Post #1402386
Willpower is crazy Who Is will
Post #1402384
some of y'all fedizens really try to batte against the technofascists by attacking the foundations. WOW! Great job 👍 very smart 😄 this is the correct target ❤️ . Yep! Leave big tech alone, we have these pesky non-profits to deal with ❤️
Post #1402382
my name is Iván NOT Ivan
Post #1402381
hot fucking take straight out of the oven: type 2 diabetes is influenced by lifestyle factors the same way that cancer is, and we aren't making fun of cancer patients.