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• Post #4501429

  pancakes? Fuck your fascist Tim bits. https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/tim-hortons-invites-guests-to-celebrate-back-to-hogwarts-with-harry-potter-inspired-menu-items-merch-limited-edition-packaging-and-more--launching-aug-12-302845349.html

• Post #4501070

  The evangelical sales pitch of Esther to women as a way to strengthen their spiritual resolve to avoid secular governance is absolutely hilarious and it made me laugh out loud the first time I encountered it, but it also really showed me how church men think about women. Don’t take the bait.

• Post #4451414

  I was thinking about how a lot of USA social media has geolocation services. It’s critical to Canada‘s national operational security that every Canadian citizen leave a service like that. Imagine every step of the way your predator knows exactly where you are. Welcome to your new social media hell!

• Post #4450942

  One of the things about living across the street from the recycle depot is that I’ve quietly learned in three years who couldn’t fight their way out of a cardboard box

• Post #4450515

  RE: https://mstdn.ca/@idren/117062254876695101 I took a picture of somebody yesterday while we were talking because they asked me to and my phone read a QR code in the background. I’m like fuck that shit. So I turned it off right away. Is my phone not your phone. Go fuck your QR code hat

• Post #4434929

  I was not expecting a religiousanctimonious sermon at 6 AM about how cannabis is a substitute for the scriptures and I’ve lost my way Lady, I’m across the street from where i stay i know where I am. Also, Scofield next to Crowley on the bookshelf; I got those stories.

• Post #4417116

  ate my third Okanagan sunrise apple out of the bag of apples I bought recently. I was not wrong. They totally slap. Do not sleep on these apples.

• Post #4385178

  the heated ovaries over in the phandom of the heated rivalry go nuts over Canadian Tire’s latest fashion drop this is CBC not the Beaverton https://www.cbc.ca/news/entertainment/hudson-williams-canadian-tire-tote-9.7295988 Frothing insanity is back heated rivalry is here Wake up time to go nuts.

• Post #4383776

  i’m definitely not a demon. Nah. The most anybody could throw out at me and have stick is pagan. Maybe druid. If you looked at my book cases, you might call me on Occultism. There are many strange gods before you on the walls. Oh, and crane world knot item bag. Maybe a war-locked witch. And a staff.

• Post #4383679

  joined the seniors group was introduced to the cohort as a single male before i could correct. A woman sat down at the table with glee and exclaimed it’s been a long time since an eligible bachelor had been in the community. I let her know right away i was non-binary. she got mad at me & said i am 👺

• Post #4381971

  I think it’s funny that half the time when I take shots in halters or bras it’s also with like three or four days of soft supple grey beard growth but that beard first came in hard-core when I was over prescribed oestrogen Oh well, at least it’s soft and grey like a snow leopard.

• Post #4381864

  today I learned you only thought your cat had everything. Now you can buy her soup.

• Post #4379255

  wake up Bubba extreme cow tipping 2.0 just dropped yee haw https://www.fastcompany.com/91582982/satyress-threehalves-robot

• Post #4379251

  RE: https://mastodon.social/@WarnerCrocker/117037304946879600 wake up Bubba extreme cow tipping 2.0 just dropped

• Post #4378363

  has it been a real challenge reclaiming my third space back from people who have been mindfucked by the influencer model to see every interaction as a target? yes, it has. The constant follow me on a third-party thing that’s not even me has been exhausting; especially small town social versions.

• Post #4378033

  With this getting approved in BC I don't understand why Zincton is getting pushed back. It should already be approved. Nimby environmentalism is exhausting. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/britannia-beach-surf-park-9.7293328

• Post #4368407

  Live in Canada and can’t Genmoji fuck ice, Ice sucks. I live in Canada. I should be able to make those things. Not everybody lives in the prison planet where ice means a cop name. “Buckeyes” anyway then if that’s what we get because of you.

• Post #4367586

  well, those people commenting on the makeup photo I shared as a curiosity thank you for your kindness and just wanna let you know that that’s entirely from a two hour class and it cost me about 50 bucks. If makeup seems intimidating find yourself a good artist and go to school. That’s my advice. 💜🤘✊🏼

• Post #4366942

  Folks, I found one of the very rare photos of me as a woman before I transitioned to non-binary while I was going out, still performing the traditional roles. Be gentle. https://bsky.app/profile/slocantifari.bsky.social/post/3ms7ps4mgzc2r

• Post #4364693

  big selection going out to all those influencers hustling https://youtu.be/yA7VngDAalM

• Post #4362216

  RE: https://mstdn.ca/@idren/117033094979935146 let me just break this down if you’re reading my blog and it makes you mad and you come get in my face about it and you treat me like a man or a woman or something else gender-wise other than totally non-binary and gender unassigned it shows you’re doing it with intent. Are you really this person?

• Post #4362152

  oh hey wow yuck I just realized something super gross about that person that challenged me at the farmers market about my Bluesky content. That version of my Bluesky content had my pronouns and my legal identity as the bio. There’s no way they could not have known my gender when they misgendered me.

• Post #4361086

  I like how conservatives will try to sell this talking point as if a gender is confused when they don’t want to be that gender or any one of the other genders. I don’t have any confusion that I don’t identify with men and women that talk like that. They just seem pretty silly to me when they speak.

• Post #4360645

  i first heard about this cryptid jimothy on Bluesky. I just recently rebootpurged my account so I just heard about this cryptid again on Bluesky. whatever the algorithm wants it wants us all to know jimothy 🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤣

• Post #4360523

  I have this thought maybe mi bro talks to his phone so much he just gets confused and then the potato locks up and so in a total uncracked egg fog he just squeeks “hey Siri” from somewhere in the darkness of his own corner of the world where the toque is not firmly attached

• Post #4357604

  A C is always a hard C in Welsh. IPA: [kɛrˈɪdwɛn] IPA: [ˈkɛrɪ] The thing is “the people” can’t get anything right so we could probably play a drinking game or bingo for how my name gets pronounced.

• Post #4356096

  well girl, you screamed at me to update my Bluesky settings for privacy, so I deleted all of my content and replaced it with a picture of my tits. Works for me.

• Post #4284244

  I thought I’d be a little bit cunty today and wear about $800 worth of products I’ve sourced from the farmers market and nearby communities to the market today but then finish off the ensemble with a Victoria orange shirt day shirt.

• Post #4280923

  New iOS update on the phone and optimizing The spotlight index seems pretty good cause it’s been useless for a long time. Not too happy that it’s in preparation for chatbot 27.

• Post #4280476

  I take a high resolution photo of our New Denver community bulletin board each week so that I don’t have to stand in front of it and look at each poster. I cannot believe how many Facebook and Instagram links are still on posters even though we’ve all left the services.