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Posts
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Post #4382076
😭😭I am so proud of myself how much I have learned in this language on my own. Still ways to go but damn I can read and understand. I just need to concentrate more in speaking then listening dialects.
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Post #4287834
“Violent, irrational, intolerant, allied to racism and tribalism and bigotry, invested in ignorance and hostile to free inquiry, contemptuous of women and coercive toward children: organized religion ought to have a great deal on its conscience.” Christopher Hitchens
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Post #4140858
When you’re mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to
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Post #3995138
Just bought a Global knife because I am listening to Kitchen Confidential and Anthony says you only need the one knife. So I believe him.
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Post #3989659
I do think that I have to start working on cool badass outfit for when we get all Mad Max in this bitch
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Post #3985489
The world is entering an era of water bankruptcy part of it is because of data centers. I truly cannot imagine seeing all what’s happening in this world and think”you know what? Let’s make more people” Welp, my conscience is clear cause I didn’t bring more people to suffer and use resources.
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Post #3953768
🤣🤣the Taint bros getting arrested wearing their tightest and less macho capri pants
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Post #3863496
Some of the world *just now* discovering that Argentina is one of the most racists countries : They committed genocide against their indigenous peoples, throughout its history they have been “white washing” their people by sponsoring en masse immigration from Spain and Italy, and guess also why a lot of them have German last names? Not generalizing but a lot of them are very vocal about hating Mexico and Mexicans calling us “saltamuros”(wall jumpers) yet in Mexico there are many Argentinians…
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Post #3833695
What a great scam religion is. In so many ways but one example: you can do the most heinous thing, like be a rapist(McGregor) and then do a press conference stating that “you are a man of Jesus an have a mountain conquering faith” and boom! Applause and praise because I mean, his imaginary friend forgives him so how dare you not to?
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Post #3833682
Hanlon’s razor
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Post #3816586
Woof. Losing on Bastille day. Harsh.
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Post #3787769
Boom.
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Post #3787169
Just read that chainsaws were invented to cut the pelvic bone during difficult childbirths.
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Post #3783258
One of the saddest scenes in the modern world is an immigrant apologising for their accent to someone who speaks only one language. Karim Hussaini
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Post #3759949
Billionaires shouldn’t exist and also Piers Morgan is a piece of trash.
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Post #3752130
The FIFA peace prize recipient said he is going to “decimate Iran”. During the WC.It’s almost as if both the man and the corrupt institution are full of shit.
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Post #3745044
A while ago I asked which apps you really enjoy and I had a lot of recommendations that now I use and gave some of my own. So I want to do it again! I recommend: -Cornell Lab, app that tells you which birds are you listening to - Bemyeyes, app to help or be helped, blind people to do small tasks. -Daily Art, app with all kinds of paintings, explained Let me know yours!
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Post #3693985
There’s no karma, no heaven and no hell. All we have is the here and now. We should act accordingly.
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Post #3693922
Which reminds me of my fave quote of True Detective
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Post #3689151
Forever an inspiration to me.