ThatSexToyGuy

hungry_joe@mas.to

Be the strange you want to see in the world.Sex, tech, and sextech. I'm Stu Nugent. Remember me? That guy who says stupid shit about sex toys literally all the time?<a href="https://linktr.ee/stunugent" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no">https://linktr.ee/stunugent</a>He/him

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Post #4427199
thinking about the time I worked for a sex toy company and a dumb man emailed us (and CCed a fake law firm) saying he was suing us because his wife left him after she bought one of our toys and my boss replied asking for permission to quote him in our advertising
Post #4376822
you know you're getting old when you're watching a gangbang video and you're thinking like hey where did all these people park
Post #4195824
&quot;can we just hop on a quick call&quot; can you just hop off a quick bridge
Post #4195823
sorry i yelled PREPARE FOR RAMMING SPEED while we were having sex
Post #4195822
oh noooo... my old company LELO has released a red-light therapy vibrator, the implication being that it might help &quot;tighten&quot; the vagina. They don&#39;t say that explicitly, but that&#39;s what they&#39;re hinting at. All of the &quot;science&quot; behind this is nonsense that exploits imaginary insecurities.
Post #4195821
@Kierkegaanks omg you&#39;re right, very conceptual and deeply thematic. Might have to turn it into a short story
Post #4195820
@acesfunhouse@kinkycats.org sorry about that
Post #4195819
brands need to stop telling me to &quot;be part of the movement&quot; i don&#39;t care about your mission statement your mission is to sell trousers my mission is to wear trousers let&#39;s not make a rube goldberg machine about it ok
Post #4195818
stumbled across a band called Retained Surgical Instrument and they&#39;re terrible but credit where it&#39;s die for that name
Post #4195817
call me scrub daddy the way im accumulating bacteria
Post #4195816
some days i want to be an ambitious and successful business owner and some days i want to be speeding down an icy siberian highway in a lada 2105 with a rusty revolver in the glovebox
Post #4195815
spread YOUR sheet in a minute
Post #4195814
oh so you&#39;re a web designer huh ok design me a web
Post #4195813
the problem with people who say &quot;if you want me at my best you have to accept me at my worst&quot; is that their worst tends to be way worse than you should accept and their best is still pretty bad
Post #4195812
finance hack: save money on beef jerky by buying beef and jerking it off yourself
Post #4195811
hey guys its your girl pandora, oh my gosh im like so excited to do this unboxing with you today
Post #4195810
*a thousand spiders in a trenchcoat walks in* im here about the we development job youre advertising
Post #4195809
if anything there are TOO MANY hours in a day
Post #4195808
&quot;actually I resigned last year but the boss never reads his emails&quot; is one of the funniest things I&#39;ve ever heard in an office, like an actual punchline
Post #1555828
are they gonna change the name of Apple now that Tim Apple is leaving
Post #1122805
my five-year business strategy is to find an old pirate&#39;s chest full of gold doubloons
Post #1122804
celt fruit, might delete later
Post #1122803
pharmacy girl asked me how my day was going while she put the antibiotics on the counter. &quot;Not so good ive got chlamydia again&quot; i told her
Post #1122802
well well well if it isn&#39;t the emotions i&#39;ve been suppressing
Post #1122801
guh why they have to make weights so heavy
Post #1122800
it&#39;s because
Post #1122799
actually here in england we call him jesus crisps
Post #1122798
ok hear me out. jurassic park prequel about john hammond&#39;s flea circus.
Post #1122797
This is an amazing photo from the AFP (taken today in southern Beirut)
Post #1122796
If being sexy was a crime I&#39;d be in jail, for tax evasion