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  ch-ch-ch-chia just add water and watch it grow

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  this has government surveillance van 2.0 replacement written all over it.

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  old campaign: a chicken in every pot new campaign: gas in every tank

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  i learned that term from my Mississippi grandfather when i was 10 and never forgot that moment of enlightenment

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  always a step ahead

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  welp

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  i‘d like “…courtesy of Operation Epstein’s Fury” as an ending

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  >baal room that’s perfect.

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  i, too, believe he's been dead for a minute (hence all the AI vids) but if that's the case, i've sat wondering why Iran hasn't tried to capitalize on this in their shitpoasting

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  >The once mighty US Navy reduced to being the equivalent of a mall security guard. 😭 😭 😭 >More likely that they’re chipping military personnel without their consent IMO. i would agree: very totally true, along with everything else they do "pursuant to regulations and the UCMJ"

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  we need a lot more ships to do all the heckin' blockading we want so we're going to have someone else build them because *checks notes we're "facing a labor capacity problem at home." gm to america's golden fleet https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2026/04/22/navy-going-to-study-possibility-of-building-ships-outside-us-phelan-says/

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  the lesson is you are being documented everywhere at every moment and that nothing is sacred and private anymore. plus, you were a child in that dream and so it makes sense she would show up. i take venmo and cashapp for all my dream interpretations. no refunds.

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  someone's working from home and is taking the Teams meetings sans pants rn (at this moment on camera while his wife is whisking his weiner)

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  Trump and Iran are gonna attack israel for breaking the ceasefire because that's how bonkers this timeline is now

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  maybe if they rename them Mohammed of All Bombs it might

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  everything and nothing both happening at the same time

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  blaming a leaker for putting an airman in grave danger is peak orange nigger irony

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  just a friendly reminder that TurboTax wants to help you get the maximum refund for your jihad

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  imagining a world where Iran knocks off Artemis for the flex and the lolz

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  Matlock happens on Tuesday at 8pm according to the TV Guide, nigger.

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  remember: a vot for Glen is a voot for Ballz so every vote counts twice unless you only have one ball to store your pee in

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  Nigger Newt steals my content and makes it like some “grand idea”

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  "if you only knew how true that statement really is"

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  as if State Sponsor of Terrorism wasn't enough they had to slap them with the harsher State Sponsor of Wrongful Detention next will be the even harsher State Sponsor of Silly Walks and Other Curious Things

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  kinda like his late wife...