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  meanwhile, "standards"

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  welp

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  we need a lot more ships to do all the heckin' blockading we want so we're going to have someone else build them because *checks notes we're "facing a labor capacity problem at home." gm to america's golden fleet https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2026/04/22/navy-going-to-study-possibility-of-building-ships-outside-us-phelan-says/

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  everything and nothing both happening at the same time

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  blaming a leaker for putting an airman in grave danger is peak orange nigger irony

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  just a friendly reminder that TurboTax wants to help you get the maximum refund for your jihad

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  imagining a world where Iran knocks off Artemis for the flex and the lolz

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  Matlock happens on Tuesday at 8pm according to the TV Guide, nigger.

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  remember: a vot for Glen is a voot for Ballz so every vote counts twice unless you only have one ball to store your pee in

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  the best thing about a 4+ hour flight delay is that you’ll arrive at precisely the same time some drunk wizard does

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  now the Jessie Jackson is dead, Trump’s worked a licensing deal with his son. it’s gonna be called the Rainbow Coalition (But Gayer)™️

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  “I’m Spartacus“

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  Nigger Newt steals my content and makes it like some “grand idea”

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  i interact on random replies in my tl because it makes them feel included and special and people love me for it which is why the mute button can be easily found by hitting those three little dots…

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  that’s a lot of words to say you’re the nomnom de plumber or whatever that French word is for under a synonym

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  a lot of fucking words for him and not one said “my bestest bro, who’s tiny hat I love to suck, is alive and I can prove it”

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  narrator: "because no one wants to be a nigger."

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  will the noticing impact his ROI :thunk:

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  what's this beautiful bullshit i'm reading about Bibi being deaded and is it real because that would be glorious if true

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  thanks to Team Trump’s glorious leadership and military acumen, this time last week i was suffering from $2.30/gallon gas, $3.49 diesel. today, i’m happy to report that our dear leader is delivering on his promise! gas is now $3.05 and diesel has cracked the $5.00 mark! all migas be praised!

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  here we are on Sunday and not a single company has taken Trump up on his "our Navy will escort you" offer. gas tomorrow will be rapidly climbing but it's just a small piece of foreskin to pay for miga

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  please enjoy the gay (it's real and still very gay.)

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  it’s a glorious day. gm

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  this is how you plead the fif with a fif

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  i absolutely fucking hate in allcaps instagram

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  in order for Dear Leader to present you with the most truthiest of evidence you'll ever need to trust the plan, polished BDA will now be available in the standard 2 more weeks. gm gm

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  mark my words, as this paper route grows, @jb will soon be asking for his $2

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  i'm just an armchair military strategist and shitty cringe poster but China should move on Taiwan now for the lolz

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  every time i see this map i'm reminded of that san francisco poop map then my wife reminds me i'm being redundant

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  as if State Sponsor of Terrorism wasn't enough they had to slap them with the harsher State Sponsor of Wrongful Detention next will be the even harsher State Sponsor of Silly Walks and Other Curious Things