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    Rack em

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    See-through glasses.. will the wonders never cease

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    If you told me twenty five years ago that 2026 would feel like if douglas adams wrote cyberpunk i would think i’d be enjoying it more

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    Dr Pulaski hating Data for no apparent reason gets more relatable every year

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    Customer of the day

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    Baby has discovered in the last 24 hours that he can put his fingers in his mouth and he’s all in on this exciting new technology

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    So far the only thing that makes the baby consistently smile is when i sing the roma ra-a-a intro from bad romance

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    The baby when i turn on the ceiling fan

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    Learning that my favorite fancy chocolate bar is like the da vinci code of whole foods products

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    Snagged a book printed in bernard shaw’s weird little phonetic alphabet

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    I took a picture of this sign in 2022 and it’s gotten a lot less funny ever since

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    Daily affirmations

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    Some of yall

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    lol

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    The pediatrician said it’s good to start him out looking at books with lots of high contrast pictures

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    Good day to post this technical drawing of a shofar i found at a thrift store last year

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    I don’t like that the sassy t shirt store is depressed

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    If ai is so good at coding why is every piece of commercial software i use getting noticeably slower and worse

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    Many of you

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    About a month ago a actress came in and said she wanted to learn to actually knit instead of just making knit-like motions for a coming audition. We showed her the basics and she came back and said she got the part! and gave us some homemade banana bread. This is what busines success looks like

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    A very confused looking man walked into my shop today saying “google told me you guys take… food donations..???” I directed him to a nearby foodbank but its very cool to see that the entire world is now michael scott driving into a lake

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    Too bad its never like “our ai agent went rogue and deleted ten billion dollars of medical debt”

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    I think wikipedia does this intentionally to taunt people with adhd. Like hold on tell me about the cat

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    Found out about a neat looking new knitting pattern design software which I haven’t gotten a chance to play with yet but their demo/pricing structure refreshingly feels like something from 2003

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    I know its something that ultimately doesnt matter at all but opening up a fortune cookie and getting nothing but ads for a fintech service is a sign that something has gone terribly wrong

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    Day 32 of having a child and we’re already sending each other stuff like this

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    As grotesque and obviously AI generated images start to appear on every single menu, poster, billboard, etc I’m starting to understand why the Amish are like that

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    What do you do if your baby looks like an elderly conservative who just found out about neopronouns

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    When you see a big ass sunflower you have to stand next to it. I don’t make the rules

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    One thing they don’t tell you about having a baby is that sometimes they are born with an unbelievable amount of back and ass crack hair