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• Post #3701369

  brain canceled due to weather

• Post #2210269

  Running a console game store is not yuri. #CurationWoes

• Post #2210267

  Sadly this game was NOT submitted to the curator so I'm sitting here staring at it trying to figure out WTF: https://store.steampowered.com/app/4567000/Domin_Gtico/

• Post #2210266

  (I do have another announcement but I have to wait about two hours for it for maximum effectiveness!)

• Post #2210265

  Gotta be careful you don't overdo it on social media i guess (life sim screenshot)

• Post #2210264

  STOP SENDING ME YOUR HUGE AI TITS

• Post #2210263

  fucking bastards have been bot-mining my forums again i think i'm just giving up at this point i hate to offload 'community' onto steam and patreon but when people just abuse AI infinitely what can I do? they're not GETTING any data out of me but they don't care they're just set to TRY, infinitely.

• Post #2210262

  Your AI-generated Darkest Dungeons alike is not yuri. #CurationWoes

• Post #2210261

  "a Korean-made solo dev roguelite RPG inspired by Vampire Survivors and Diablo, set in a wuxia world drawn from classic martial arts fiction" Cool theme but pretty sure it's not yuri #CurationWoes

• Post #2210259

  Guiding mice to safety from fires is not yuri. #CurationWoes

• Post #2210258

  Your souls-like of a man going on a murder rampage is not yuri. #CurationWoes

• Post #2210256

  Co-op multiplayer where you all play japanese schoolgirls is... well, there's no actual story at this point so it's not exactly yuri? #CurationWoes

• Post #2210255

  ugh i don't even look at these vns anymore i can recognise the same three AI generated girl structure from the steam image box and reject #CurationWoes

• Post #2202006

  Your Diablo clone with "not a single line of human-written code!" is not yuri and also ew. #CurationWoes

• Post #1979878

  Announcing a new Cute Raising Sims bundle! Cute Bite teaming up with recently-released Your Crown Is Mine because we both have adorable chibis for our stat-raising activities: https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/74286/Cute_Raising_Sim/

• Post #1551730

  "You're getting a copy of this game for one reason: You seem like you would like it." Actually it... has a chance of being yuri? It's got a choice of male or female protagonist and multiple romance options so while it doesn't 100% say so it's probably fine?

• Post #1551729

  Your series of characterless puzzle rooms is not yuri. #CurationWoes

• Post #1551728

  since there is no way to respond to curation submissions i cannot say "Please stop sending me your fully AI VNs where a guy dates three women with big boobs" #CurationWoes

• Post #1551727

  "Since you’ve covered these kind of games before, we thought it might be a great fit for your curator page." Your town-building strategy game is not yuri and also what. #CurationWoes

• Post #1551726

  "I’d really appreciate it if you could leave a positive review of our game. " Well, I would have really appreciated it if your game had yuri in it, but we can't always get what we want. #CurationWoes

• Post #1551725

  So I happened to wander into a going-out-of-business Claire's today out of curiosity and was surprised to discover that the item they seemed to have the MOST stock of left to shift was... ... fake blood. Why exactly was Claire's Accessories hoarding fake blood?

• Post #1551724

  "I really value your opinion - it would be a great honor for me if you could leave a curator’s review for my game." Selling fish is not yuri. #CurationWoes

• Post #1551723

  "features a cast of 15 weird characters you can form relationships with before they quickly start dying off. It features a lot of ecchi content (as you may expect from the stated inspirations) and has a female protagonist!" Thank you, that is relevant information AND may actually qualify. #NotAWoe

• Post #1551722

  Marketing tiny apartments in order to maximise profit potential is not yuri. #CurationWoes

• Post #1551721

  Very silly thing to complain about but I'm not sure how calling a mobile phone to make it ring is supposed to be as "old as time" - the wall phone was not hard to locate!

• Post #1551720

  Running an (Argentinian?) restaurant is not yuri but also why the hell do your customer models look like this #CurationWoes

• Post #1551718

  Marriage + Skills Update is now live for all players in Galaxy Princess Zorana on both Steam and Itch #gamedev

• Post #1121443

  i hate network solutions so much (they bought my registrar) "Monthly Account Statement" which is not, IN ANY WAY, a statement, just a bunch of ads for AI services and a message to "Log into your account to see if anything needs renewing!"

• Post #1121442

  Simulating being a heterosexual wife and mother is not yuri. #CurationWoes

• Post #1121441

  For this one I'm just going to post the entire submission text: "darkest sad virus game. graveyeard, skeletons, traps and again need find beer bottles" #CurationWoes