charlotte
halva@mk.absturztau.be
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Post #4359837
something that's always bothered me about werewolf media is how they're always portrayed as being caught off-guard by full moons. motherfucker you've been a lycanthrope for the past 20 years, SURELY you could've learned to track your 29-day cycle by now
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Post #3992048
coca cola have changed their official font to marlboro as a subtle nod to the fact you'd be better off smoking a pack than drinking that garbage
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Post #3987172
chinese and russian code RE: https://mastodon.social/users/arstechnica/statuses/116958168233634844
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Post #3964338
humans are just stochastic parrots. they can't do "mafs" with their limited context windows.
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Post #3601712
every so often i think about how you can just order a laser weapon from aliexpress and burn someone's house down and nobody will ever know
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Post #3586630
russian libertarians might be the most cucked population on earth
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Post #3422976
gay sex
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Post #3405258
i feel like im going fucking insane, i haven't once had my passkeys rejected by anybody, across android hardware backed, google password manager, bitwarden (stored on vaultwarden on my own premises) or protopass what are you people talking about RE: https://cosocial.ca/users/timbray/statuses/112339186728840038
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Post #3315568
fable 5 put on hold, as predicted by the oracle
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Post #2666147
the only thing worse than climate in moscow is the taganskaya square intersection
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Post #2492264
RF engineers are actual real life wizards dude
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Post #2351677
how often do you think about the fact that they blew up lenin's ass in st petersburg in 2009
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Post #2253563
me when i have to feed my chud son Beige and water because i hate him
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Post #2206105
cars have a certain aura of evil that trains simply do not possess
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Post #2084610
there's a windows 7 key in the epstein files and it's totally functional and activates windows 7 home premium https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%201/EFTA00002467.pdf
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Post #1768701
including henry george in "basic liberal theory" is hilarious im not gonna lie
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Post #1768699
๐จ๐ง๐ซ Ibrahim Traore blocked JavaScript in Burkina Faso He said, "It's not an Web value, but a Chromium degeneracy"
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Post #1768698
zohran mamdani is actually new york's first ever spiritually greek mayor
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Post #1768697
are american shooters only allowed to aim at schoolchildren or something
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Post #1768696
"never once were you truly alive" go so so so hard as a lyric line
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Post #1768695
this fuckass bell is the most complex piece of tech i own dude. impossible to install
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Post #1768694
if there's anything one can always commend the cs3 team for, it's QA. i don't think any live service game in the industry is as perfectly polished as FFXIV
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Post #1768693
im gonna need a better saddle, grips and pedals
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Post #1768692
i wouldn't survive in finland BECAUSE im one of those weirdos who likes the taste of licorice
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Post #1768691
bringing zenos back for 8.0 is objectively the funniest thing SE can do
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Post #1629944
rabies is downright terrifying im not gonna lie
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Post #1629939
https://social.treehouse.systems/@Elizafox/116458257306704378 anarchoids are high off their farts again
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Post #1629935
i never watch f1 but the fact it's basically a competition of engineers trying to lawyer their way around fia rules is hilarious