greeen :blobcatpresentgreen: (simulacrum edition)

green@mk.absturztau.be

<div>Welcome to Green Space You have been living here for as long as you can remember.</div> nice to meet you. i'm green. :neobot_floof: - medium sized - offers a unique perspective - former manic pixie dream girl - just trying to be a normal person - looking for the cheapest way to see the stars - doesn't like music, pain and coffee - likes cooking, cleaning and making art - only a faggot when having sex - specilization is for insects - the plural form of green is rearely used - secretely the author of the :sharkey_boost: emoji feel free to follow request, i don't bite (even when asked) if my profile decorations annoy you, you can turn them off in

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Post #4364419
can there be self improvement without self hate?
Post #4348604
dream smp500
Post #4292413
one of these is not like the other
Post #4288829
girl who kills herself 3 times per week, but she has great music taste, so you keep resurrecting her every time. she thinks she keeps underdosing the poison. you should like,, tell her at some point...
Post #4288351
forgejo should have federated forking
Post #4274981
cishets aren't normal
Post #4243721
there's dutch bread at edeka!!
Post #4215853
@iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be this makes perfect sense. in my opinion, to become good at cooking, you need to either like cooking or like food. i like food a lot, so i naturally got decent at cooking. but because i like cooking less than i like food, all my recipes are generally minimal effort. producing something that tastes good with the least amount of work possible
Post #4165324
old woman with a stroller, pink hair, tattoos, and a death wish
Post #4046479
you know what, fuck you *does unethical mathematics research*
Post #4044842
it's morality okay to use nazi software to block ads
Post #3984327
hey fedi, i wanna buy a shoulder bag, that's big enough to store a water bottle, so that i don't have to take my backpack everywhere. do you have any recommendations? :sharkey_boost:
Post #3938951
why would you lie to your friends?
Post #3910466
where is the most ethical place to get a gsy flag?
Post #3909874
how would you communicate being jewish, without accidentally communication support for israel
Post #3866829
hey fedi, do you know if the gpn design files (svgs) are published in some repository (like c3sign does for congress)? :sharkey_boost:
Post #3865455
> multimeter > *looks inside* > only measures electricity
Post #3853722
going to the ewaste landfill, do you need anything
Post #3853717
i found a logitech ps/2 keyboard in the trash, does anyone want it?
Post #3839701
hey chat, would you still love me if my favorite color was not green
Post #3718053
everything i do is for praise
Post #3546095
how bad is it that i have 608 pg/ml estrogen levels at my peak?
Post #3497751
the toaster, originally an invention for turning bread into toasted bread, has been debased by the germans into a machine that turns raw toast into cooked toast
Post #3482421
go outside and touch moonlight
Post #3467859
are air conditioners illegal in germany?
Post #3457819
fisticuffs.online
Post #3366188
hey fedi! :sharkey_boost: do you know what kind of hand soap was used by the waffle operation center at gpn? i would like to get my hands on some. i think, given how sensitive my skin is, having food service grade soap is gonna be good for me
Post #3270340
every song was written by a musician
Post #2945848
which folder do you put all your files into
Post #2612362
i typo in phoneme space