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• Post #4497537

  Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

• Post #4487253

  "Nice tuxedo. Nice tuxedo to DIE in!"

• Post #4446705

  * rob` runs screaming like a lunatic at Sandman, spinning a large axe with graceful ease, and slices Sandman's head off at the knees! * Sandman emerges unscathed.

• Post #4415667

  Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

• Post #4373709

  o/` we all live in a yellow double hulled buoyancy controlled ship of war! o/`

• Post #4353030

  (off-colour math joke about putting dx before an integral) That's terrible. The dx is changing in the implied limit in the integral, you can't just wave it around outside in the breeze like that, there are kids around. the funny thing is they just do it openly in Europe and no one cares because they're used to it. (nods sagely)

• Post #4239203

  NUKE HIM! NUKE HIM TILL HE GLOWS THEN SHOOT HIM IN THE DARK!

• Post #4195419

  "this devastation used to be the barney the dinosaur museum. It was destroyed in world war 3. People refer to this as 'Barney Rubble.'"

• Post #4135667

  yes! the chipmunk from hell lives on!

• Post #4110643

  remember that holovid commentator that got killed as an "innocent bystander" in a drive-by shooting? the one that likened God to the Cosmic Rabbit that would one day eat the Worldcarrot?

• Post #4086423

  yes! the chipmunk from hell lives on!

• Post #4061501

  * Owsen executes his typist.

• Post #3984501

  *** DeciByte has quit IRC (YAHH! DEATH TO OATMEAL!)

• Post #3958273

  X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

• Post #3933063

  * Zibblsnrt gets bored, puts a gigantic sail on Madagascar and explores the seas

• Post #3883857

  Yes, we psychotics share a special bond it's called parole....

• Post #3857325

  NARF.

• Post #3760427

  COMPRESSED BREAKFAST COMPOUND! It's not CEREAL!

• Post #3715505

  and if elected president, my first act will be to declare war on canada. then i'm gonna press the red button a whole buncha times.

• Post #3670803

  * Zibblsnrt gets bored, puts a gigantic sail on Madagascar and explores the seas

• Post #3626346

  "I told you to get rid of those sideburns hippie!"

• Post #3533022

  Paintball on Mars... hmmmm... ("You fool, your HV Gun punctured his airsuit!") "You fool! Your HV Gun changed the planet's orbit!"

• Post #3447280

  I'm trying to be positive here instead of dying all over the place and/or sticking forks in my eyes

• Post #3426378

  Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.