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• Post #4195629

  RE: https://phpc.social/@Skoop/117002585033978331 😔 RIP Kavinsky

• Post #1110871

  👶💕 Life just got wilder: a few days ago, we welcomed little Isabell into our family! Now the crew is complete: three girls 👩👩👩 and three boys 👦‍👦‍👦. Life will never be boring! 💛

• Post #819960

  Thanks @nicolasgrekas for fixing a use-after-free in parallel. I just released v1.2.12: https://github.com/krakjoe/parallel/releases/tag/v1.2.12

• Post #572189

  I’m heading to @ConFooCa 2026 in Montréal 🇨🇦 in a few weeks, where I’ll be speaking about two things I care a lot about in the PHP world: observability and multithreading. If you’re going too, let’s connect! Always happy to chat observability, profilers, and real-world performance wins in PHP 🎉 #ConFoo #PHP #Observability #Performance #Multithreading

• Post #572187

  RE: https://hachyderm.io/@itworldcup/115926604229775228 Hey PHP folks, we got another 1 hour and 40 minutes to find 167 votes. GO PHP 🎉

• Post #572185

  #PHP poll: is `sleep(5)` guaranteed to sleep at least 5 seconds?

• Post #572184

  New year*, new parallel release: v1.2.11 just landed with stability fixes 🎉 https://github.com/krakjoe/parallel/releases/tag/v1.2.11 * right on time for the Chinese New Year 🔥🐴

• Post #572183

  RE: https://phpc.social/@flowcontrol/116087650104683820 Not only can it return earlier, it can also return later. Technically, `sleep()` tells the kernel “don’t schedule me until at least X time has passed”. The kernel puts the task into an interruptible sleep state and removes it from the run queue. A timer expiry marks it runnable again, and then the scheduler will run it when it gets CPU time, which can be a bit later depending on load and priority. It can also wake early if a signal interru...