Firstdog Onthemoon
firstdogonthemoon@aus.social
<p>hello - i'm a cartoonist at the guardian - i live in tasmania - i like all sorts of things but other different things make me cross - i discuss some of them here</p>
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Post #4481456
One Nation under Facebook! I'm quite pleased with that line I came up with it myself. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/aug/10/meme-factories-are-churning-out-pro-one-nation-ai-slop-on-facebook-im-frightened
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Post #4434507
Sex and drugs and dice to roll? It's gambling in the lucky country. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/aug/07/welcome-to-australia-the-worlds-casino-a-nation-state-captured-by-global-betting-companies
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Post #4348045
Do you like well-reasoned arguments and pithy retorts? Well bad luck because it's time for the great climate debate hosted by disgraced breakfast flake Karl Whatsisface! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/aug/03/its-the-debate-of-the-century-two-climate-denialists-battle-it-out-to-see-who-agrees-the-most-denialistly
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Post #4272593
We were all fine with AI destroying the planet but now it's come for our books!? This is too much! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jul/31/isnt-ai-terrible-enough-already-now-they-want-to-eat-the-worlds-books
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Post #4192066
Cheating? Scandal? Hilarious shenanigans? It must be LOCAL CRICKET! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jul/29/award-winning-cricketer-first-dog-on-the-moon-on-the-latest-local-cricket-brouhaha
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Post #4059700
Churlish oafs disrespecting Guardian readers?! I won't have it! Here is a list... https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jul/24/being-rude-to-guardian-readers-those-uncivil-brutes-how-dare-they
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Post #3954453
On a scale of one to Dave Hughes how angry are you right now?!?! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jul/20/the-cost-of-everything-is-up-and-the-tiny-things-that-bring-us-a-moment-of-joy-is-down
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Post #3895516
How very rude! How rude? Very! Or is it... https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jul/17/rudeness-manners-whatever-happened-to-being-polite
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Post #3827501
Privacy shmivacy! There's money to be made so stop sooking you dogooders. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jul/15/perverts-of-the-world-rejoice-its-metas-new-dodgy-old-mate-glasses
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Post #3781639
Mistreating the elderly? No! Not even if it is my dad who is a drunkard and a shameless wastrel. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jul/13/it-seems-old-folk-are-being-charged-for-stuff-they-cant-use-is-there-no-end-to-peoples-greed
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Post #3714238
Do you have a favourite invertebrate and why is it the velvet worm? Of course it is. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jul/10/we-say-thanks-to-all-our-selfless-spineless-pals
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Post #3626899
Deadly pathogenic bird flu? Seriously? I am really busy right now can it wait? https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jul/06/bird-flu-seriously-can-somebody-tell-this-virus-its-really-not-a-good-time
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Post #3556458
Will Donald Trump save the world?! What is going on? https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jul/03/is-donald-trump-going-to-accidentally-save-the-world-what-is-going-on
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Post #3404892
A libellous sham or a monstrous truth that the worst of humanity rush to deny. A cartoon... https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jun/26/the-state-of-israel-vs-the-children-of-gaza
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Post #3351320
Mammals the size of buses swimming around singing. How lucky we are to live on this planet. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jun/19/bury-me-in-the-whale-graveyard-let-the-weird-starfish-chew-my-bones
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Post #3325048
Donald Trump's birthday!? What do you get someone who has (destroyed) everything! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jun/15/its-donald-trumps-birthday-what-do-you-get-for-someone-who-has-destroyed-everything
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Post #3299665
Hey science fans get ready to doff your caps and put the kettle on for Hug a Climate Scientist Day! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jun/12/hug-a-climate-scientist-today-just-dont-make-it-weird-they-are-already-dealing-with-enough
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Post #3018470
Will renters be forced to eat tinned tomatoes out of a can after tax changes destroy the economy? Communism! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/jun/01/is-albo-using-his-sinister-communist-tax-changes-to-destroy-the-housing-market
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Post #2661604
Zohranist Mamdanism may not be your cup of tea but it's hard to argue he's not doing stuff. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/may/18/heres-a-list-of-things-zohran-mamdani-has-done-in-just-four-months
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Post #2426645
One Nation winning a whole seat to themselves! What ever will we do? https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/may/11/prime-minister-pauline-hanson-is-this-the-inevitable-conclusion-of-our-beleaguered-democracy
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Post #2296565
Here is a fun cartoon! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/may/08/is-joy-off-the-table-have-we-lost-the-ancient-knowledge-of-how-to-have-a-jolly-time
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Post #1891276
Are your parliamentary representatives on the gear? Are they hitting the bottle? We may never know and perhaps it is none of our business anyway? Or is it? https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/may/01/are-all-our-politicians-on-drugs-no-yet-it-is-fair-to-say-some-may-occasionally-attend-work-refreshed
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Post #1818497
Try this one neat trick that Optometrists hate because they have been lying to you for years! Today&#39;s cartoon. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/aug/23/amazing-life-hacks-optometrists-dont-want-you-to-know-this
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Post #1771636
Is humanity being subjugated to the whims of weird greedy freaks? Yes! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/apr/29/palantir-has-released-its-terrifyingly-honest-and-pompous-plans-for-world-domination
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Post #1702424
Dingoes! Everyone loves dingoes. Just fyi they&#39;re not dogs. A cartoon... https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/nov/15/dingo-fans-rejoice-a-dingo-is-finally-going-to-parliament-hooray-what
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Post #1635467
Nuclear power? Is it the solution to everything ever? Let&#39;s ask a wolf. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/apr/24/nuclear-power-have-we-finally-found-a-useful-use-for-it-lets-ask-a-wolf
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Post #1521715
Are you getting diddled at the spigot? How would you even know?! Read this cartoon! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/apr/22/are-aussies-being-fleeced-over-gas-profits-yes-what-should-we-be-doing-instead
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Post #1445353
When God sings with his creations, will a turtle not be part of the choir? Not if you ask the NSW Government! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/apr/20/wont-somebody-save-these-hundreds-of-turtles-condemned-to-death
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Post #1269766
Is it true that only JD Vance can save us all? The horror! https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/apr/13/can-the-25th-amendment-save-us-all-from-global-disaster
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Post #1269765
it was a rhetorical question - even so it was answered if you read the cartoon