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• Post #4363160

  You crazies won and proved me wrong. Also: I won’t give you the personal satisfaction of having won Cool story.

• Post #4146330

  A lot of people in the room? You need more space? *moves TV 2 inches* Voila. Right into the wall.

• Post #2568032

  I’ve said it on here before, and I’ll say it again: all both of the times in the past decade-ish that I’ve been naked to bed, I shot diarrhea across the bed. I’m not taking that risk anymore.

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• Post #1004397

  Yeah, when they happen, and above a certain threshold. The problem is that the “when” is becoming far more common and the baseline is rising ever closer to that “certain threshold.”

• Post #971297

  Whatever they’re saying, I’m blasting it from my rectal loudspeaker.

• Post #854967

  This flight is already going to smell awful, but I’d imagine that 2, 9, & 10 will have the strongest smells.

• Post #854776

  Yes, but who do you think crochets all that meat into a chicken shape?

• Post #840153

  I just see four people who are going to be very sticky, smelly, and sad later.

• Post #836701

  Unfortunately, that one is already reserved for Budd Dwyer. The years of corruption and cover-up are now a daily occurrence, and his ultimate public apology and suicide showed a level shame and empathy that you couldn’t find in these days.

• Post #616959

  “Solamente aquí para ‘mist’ el tiempo.” - Misters of time

• Post #585295

  Learn women’s perspectives

• Post #532651

  I mean, we could burn both of them

• Post #525442

  And instead of charging them, you can drink them! Unlike Lithium Ion batteries, which you have to chew.

• Post #29321

  Honor the red, white, and splooge.

• Post #29314

  Fill my eyes with that tunnel vision. No disguise…

• Post #23940

  I couldn’t resist