ezr
ezra@problemeowtic.net
<p>i'm not a "cryptid" so much as i'm just an enigma.<br /> whether i'm shitposting or being genuine is an exercise left to the reader<br /> i'm some nerdy transandrophobia exempt enby from the puget sound area. please write my name in all lowercase.<br /> pfp by @meltyloo.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy<br /> standing for these flags 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇭🇰🇹🇼🏳️⚧️🏴☠️</p>
Posts
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Post #4380812
NOOOO my new glasses are to thick to dangle soda tabs on aaaAAAAA
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Post #4335665
damn a lot of lefties really hate ukrainians for whatever reason
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Post #4322540
it's so fucken funny when people who don't understand they/them pronouns refer to you with they/they
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Post #4249911
adhd is saying "i can't wait to do the thing" and then waiting 6 and a half hours to do the thing once you're able to
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Post #4229559
it's so funny seeing posts do some numbers on either fedi or bluesky but never both. takes me back to when i was still on mstdn.social in 2021 and there was like a 50/50 chance of my notifications full of either german facenames or pride flag picrews but never both
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Post #4220638
headcanon that "Just a Friend" and "I Got a Man" are tracks about the same interaction from two different perspectives
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Post #4179269
everyone who uses a niko pfp gets merged into one user in my brain which sucks because i follow like 6 people with niko pfps
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Post #4144259
society if the phone number that is supposed to call the establishment actually called the fucken establishment and not a robot to infinite hold
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Post #4140135
can *key users stop requiring an account to view posts sometimes my instance doesn't fetch everything and i miss important context
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Post #4127029
how did tetris get the gummy candy deal and not puyo, puyos actually look like gummies
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Post #4053284
sentencing everyone who voted for trans-exclusive bathroom segregation to every bathroom of their gender being too backed up while the other one is completely empty
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Post #4049400
discord would make a banger trans name if it weren't for the chat app
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Post #3930206
recognizing when someone trusts you with way more than you've reasonably earned is as important as not abusing their trust. you shouldn't let someone reach full vulnerability within hours of meeting you and we need to normalize saying we can unpack things later, for their safety
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Post #3830325
enbies are just as trans as any binary trans person and i feel like a lot of people just see us as the pets of the trans community for not having "the full package" and that needs to end
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Post #3823699
there's a light inside your soul watch me crank dat watch me roll
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Post #3729097
how is amogus hide and seek this much more stressful than the actual game
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Post #3703786
angine de poitrine if they were from canada call that angine de poutine …wait a minute
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Post #3661760
just realized frutiger aero glossy style design is still alive and well, but only for cars. if i had to guess, making the hull curvy happens to be the safest, and covering it in gloss is the most mass-producable way of it look nice to buyers, so that's the style we end up with.
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Post #3661294
chaotic neutral: replaces slurs they can't reclaim in lyrics with slurs they can
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Post #3622020
boost to scare a discord user
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Post #3617972
tag you're it
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Post #3518014
the argument that someone making a wrath month joke somehow takes away from disability representation is such a nonsequitur. beats me why anyone would be upset over that, it's like telling someone they're breathing your air. you can just not like it because it's a low hanging fruit yknow. happy july
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Post #3437756
don't smile because it's over, cry because it happened
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Post #3435998
don't call me an "entity" i'm not a backrooms monster
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Post #3401955
men want me
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Post #3388148
fedi's gonna be so mad
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Post #3330634
remember kids! cathode ray tubes are very friendly, and fun to open up and play with the insides of! grab a sledgehammer and stick your hands on all of its electronic guts!
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Post #2538261
stolen from dicsord
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Post #2538257
just woke up from a dream where republicans took over washington state ferries and completely anti-wokeified it. That fucken sucked