venice × the contraption

esvrld@normal.style

'unbridled cruelty', which is bullshit first off because they don't make bridles for cruelty. communist. xe/she. everything i post is realtestimonials: 'has caused significant harm to me personally' 'evil' '"Saintly" is the word that first comes to mind' 'has no mercy or measure' 'Suggestive themes, coarse language and macabre imagery. Something everybody can enjoy.' 'macklemore is exactly like esvrld'

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Post #4193864
i had like 500 parliament-funkadelic posts on my old account but none here. showing that the COWARD mods of octodon were in the pocket of big placebo syndrome
Post #4193863
i&#39;m just not sure if this new show is going to sufficiently portray those good old-fashioned values upon which we used to rely
Post #4193862
i met the demon king of the west and she looked kind of like sofia boutella
Post #4193861
alright, i&#39;ll hand this one to the french academy: french is absolutely the language to use for Perverted Sex Stuff
Post #4193860
the merovingian: i have sampled every language, french is my favourite. fantastic language......... especially to jack off about!!! je suis le programme pervers!!!!!!
Post #4193859
it&#39;s wild how i&#39;m the only person on here who provides content that is consistently useful, and nice
Post #4021113
(i discover an area that's a forest of concrete spikes. as i get closer, my cat turns green and starts glowing) wow! this is a place of honour for sure
Post #3771688
say what you will about lindsey graham, i for one think it's fucked up putin used the five-point palm exploding heart technique on him, allowing him to visit five weapons factories before his heart jumped out chestburster style
Post #3587044
'i support free expression but not gay porn' — guy who mainly just wants to be allowed to say the n-word
Post #3417778
the sopranos is responsible for promulgating so many negative stereotypes about new jersey. i didn't just wake up one morning and 'get myself a gun', i acquired it in a very measured fashion
Post #2443461
BORN TO BE EVIL // I HATE GOOD THINGS AND LOVE BAD THINGS
Post #2443460
if you love prophecy so much, why don&#39;t you self-fulfil it
Post #2443459
i love saying things like &#39;this fucks balls&#39; and &#39;this eats ass&#39; to leave it completely unclear if i think whatever &#39;this&#39; is, is good or bad
Post #2443458
i do not post with my fingers who posts with their fingers has forgotten the face of their father i post with my mind
Post #2443457
people trying to tut-tut the afroman defamation trial b/c he has bad politics was such an example of online lefties retreating to impotent moral abstraction. (1) i don&#39;t think cops should be able to kick in anyone&#39;s door; (2) whatever his politics, said cop&#39;s, the enforcers of the white supremacist regime, clearly did not recognise him as being on their side
Post #2443455
i would easily defeat john fetterman by strafing him and hitting his weakspot whenever he launches his lumbering attack
Post #2411188
your ass is so eternally recurrent it makes me love fate
Post #2405794
it&#39;s counterintuitive but scams that are sloppy and seem like scams are more effective in aggregate
Post #2333661
normal dot style is basically like lothlórien or rivendell where jackdaw&#39;s possession of a magic ring enables this place to remain normal while normalcy fades from the rest of the world
Post #2312832
let&#39;s see the hantavirus&#39;s grouping at the range #2ndam #molonlabe
Post #2256178
extremely important at this time to remember that the only way to affect real change in the political system is to get out and VOTE. so get out there and stuff your ballots anywhere you can fit them. mail boxes, exhaust pipes, manholes, anything
Post #2249203
long-awaited new post on teledungeonic uncertainty machine https://teledungeonics.bearblog.dev/you-are-a-husk/
Post #2230458
starmer: i will not sugarcoat it, this is a very serious challenge that our country is now facing in the challenging times we are facing. and i will not back from that challenge, but firmly make it worse
Post #2230457
womp womp
Post #2127231
wow are your opinions bad!
Post #2059511
the difference between american spying and chinese spying is that xi jinping has the mandate of heaven. i pledge allegiance to him as my Liege
Post #2059509
anyway i think i&#39;ll start blocking people who reply to me without faving. they are parasites on my brand. enough of them
Post #2047714
trump: i have eaten ALL the pieces. thank you for your attention to this matter!
Post #1956719
reminder that if you jack off today, on may day, you are a bastard to all workers
Post #1956715
i avoid capital letters because i hate capitalism