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• Post #4474302

  Thanks for bringing us a famous writer only trying to end the universe instead of one trying to genocide trans people. #Monsterdon

• Post #4473482

  "I just escaped from a pocket universe, can you drop me at a pay phone?" #Monsterdon

• Post #4473209

  "And this is how I ended up the commanding officer of the Event Horizon." #Monsterdon

• Post #4472936

  Okay, you're going to have to find the USS Bozeman and follow it out. #Monsterdon

• Post #4472820

  Yeah, your car has an interlock to prevent hot-wiring. But what about zombie attacks where your side kick has eaten the keys? #Monsterdon

• Post #4472085

  This is Agent Smith's origin story, isn't it? #Monsterdon

• Post #4207498

  White evangelicals deciding that flying isn't horrible enough and assaulting people with the full weight of the corrupt Supreme Court behind them. https://www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-preachers-are-turning-airplanes

• Post #4207497

  "There was a paradigm shift within the Admiralty… it was not bloodless." #Axanar

• Post #4207496

  Centrist Democrats want to: - Murder trans kids - Criminalize calling out Israel's continuing genocide in Palestine - Make people register with the government to use the internet

• Post #4207495

  Please, go on about how it's rude to call out people using LLMs. https://www.wxyz.com/news/voices/neighbors-say-noise-from-michigan-data-center-is-24-7-and-upending-their-lives

• Post #4207494

  A new champion has joined your party. https://www.chron.com/culture/music/article/willie-nelson-texas-data-centers-22364250.php #FuckAI #IncelGirlfriendMachines

• Post #4207493

  Turns out the Great Filter is cis-men recognizing the agency of women and other people who aren't men. https://phys.org/news/2026-07-young-women-straight-men.html

• Post #4127910

  They saved Chicago, but still can't have a night game at Wrigley. They would have had a tough time getting through Racine, because S C Johnson and Co, the makers of Raid! are there. Thank you, @Taweret@timeloop.cafe. #Monsterdon

• Post #4126822

  "Bugs! Bugs, Mister Rico. Zillions of them!" #Monsterdon

• Post #4126506

  "He gave his life to protect Comiskey Park." #Monsterdon

• Post #4126232

  Great minds... #Monsterdon

• Post #4125580

  I'd say "just nuke the site from orbit" but I think that's gonna be in the third act of the movie. #Monsterdon

• Post #4125529

  The atom? I usually blame things on sunspots, or Elvis. #Monsterdon

• Post #4125473

  "Sir, is this gonna be another bug hunt?" #Monsterdon

• Post #4125238

  The surfeit of oaks always gives the California away. #Monsterdon

• Post #4125165

  Hitting on a gal after visiting a scene of disaster. Classy. Not. #Monsterdon

• Post #4124787

  If she wanted to get through she should had put on the deaths head storm trooper face mask and said she was with Homeland Security and there to mop up. #Monsterdon

• Post #4124739

  That state trooper needs to take the incident responder class before grasshoppers destroy the next town. #Monsterdon

• Post #4124419

  Professor Fukiyama: "Let's make that monster history!" #Monsterdon

• Post #4124120

  Must be a container of two part alien epoxy. #Monsterdon

• Post #4045435

  > "I am still not a Nolan bro, but if he ever comes to my door I’ll throw him a fucking feast, no questions asked." https://reactormag.com/the-odyssey-movie-review/

• Post #4003714

  If you haven't seen it, US rugby players are standing up to the bi-partisan eugenics gooners. https://www.erininthemorning.com/p/defying-trump-baltimore-rugby-players

• Post #3948265

  Thank you as always, @Taweret@timeloop.cafe for bringing us a messianic orb to ponder. #Monsterdon

• Post #3948110

  That whole dam thing is gonna blow, isn't it? #Monsterdon

• Post #3948084

  Nobody in the ED paid attention to the shop safety lecture. #Monsterdon