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• Post #4252571

  gay

• Post #4197196

  being a slut is second nature to us queers, so it's easy to forget that the average person probably only occasionally has threesomes and maybe some random hookups with their friends. and orgies, of course

• Post #4024198

  this is now a high brow fedi account. i draft my posts in a little black notebook instead of saving them in my client

• Post #4011648

  homeosexuality

• Post #3861581

  a thinkpad is what you stick into your underwear when it's that time of the month again, and you have a particularly heavy flow of ideas

• Post #3704129

  the floor is java

• Post #3612438

  bicycles are insane. you just take a mammal that’s very good at long distance running and put a wheel adapter on it

• Post #3578800

  get yourself a girl who looks at you like she looks at the ishares global aerospace & defence

• Post #3424514

  doomscrolling the weather app

• Post #3417689

  github doesn't support ipv6, but judging by their uptime they're at least doing their best to also not support ipv4

• Post #3377958

  macOS big slur

• Post #3312562

  showing my partners my shitposts, like a cat dropping off dead animals at their door

• Post #2407745

  that’s right, it goes in the square hole

• Post #2136646

  katamarane: schlimmer als schleswig holstein, weil sie gleich zwei kiele haben

• Post #1811861

  did you put in your rsvp for the polycule work retreat yet? operations put up a slack post about it, they want to finalize the booking soon

• Post #1753110

  diesel powered maglev train

• Post #1618875

  dronification but it’s just putting an airbus aerospace and defense sticker on your forehead

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• Post #1457733

  fucking through a polycule graph using dijkstra pathfinding

• Post #1083873

  fedi activity is actually an opsec risk, because adversaries can use it to infer how much irl attention and cuddles i get

• Post #949221

  we need to build more HSR next to highways so i can laugh at motorists while looking out the window

• Post #777506

  inflates your government spending, making it big and round