el Celio ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ
elCelio@mastodon.uno
<p>If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are.</p>
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Post #4224670
๐ฅGLOBAL WARMING IN 2026 ๐ช๐บ Europeans to Americans: &quot;There&#39;s global warming! Reduce CO2 emissions!&quot;๐ ๐บ๐ธ Americans to Europeans: &quot;There&#39;s global warming! Buy A/C!&quot; ๐คช #ClimateChange #GlobalWarming #Joke
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Post #3635771
๐ท๐บ MEANWHILE IN RUSSIA: Russian: "Putin! We are suffering! We need fuel!" Putin: "Don't worry! I just sent dozens of missile on Kiev: dozens of Ukrainians dead! They have it worse than you!" Russian: "Thank you, Putin! You are the best leader for Russia!" #russia #Ukrainerussiawar #Kyiv #Ukraine
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Post #3600369
Best app for Mastodon on mobile? #Mastodon
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Post #3080608
RE: https://mstdn.social/@MarvinTheMartian/116687327917226565 I like how he calls out the hypocritical use of &quot;neutrality&quot; by Irish politicians. Expecially when they say: &quot;Yes, we are selling huge amount fo aluminium to russia, but russia promised not to use it for war purposes&quot;. I mean really... #Ireland #EU #russia #UkraineRussiaWar
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Post #3034441
๐ถ ๐ธ TEMPO DI DICHARAZIONI E F24 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ULu-t81tLg&amp;t=6s #tasse #cartonimorti
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Post #3034440
๐ซ๐ฎ โ๏ธ THE FINNISH GENERAL At a conference with the foreign press, a Finnish General confidently proclaims: &quot;All our defenses, in the South, in the East, and in the North, are ready to face any threat!&quot; &quot;But, what about the West?&quot; asks a perplexed foreign journalist. The General, suddendly confused, replies: &quot;Do you mean in case Russia occupies Sweden first?&quot; #Finland #russia #joke
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Post #2185677
๐บ๐ธ ๐ INDIANA REPUBLICAN PRIMARY 6 (out of 8) Republicans who opposed trump&#39;s gerrymandering plans in the Indiana State Senate have been defeated in the Republican primary. Only 1 has been confirmed by the party. 1 primary still to be decided (3 votes difference). The Republican Party is the MAGA party. #trump #2026primary #Indiana #IndianaPrimary #Gerrymandering #USElection #2026UsElection #MAGA #GOP #Republicans
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Post #2039350
:StarWars: HAPPY STAR WARS DAY TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE ๐ May the Force be with you! #Maythe4th #maythe4thbewithyou #StarWars #StarWarsDay
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Post #2039349
RE: https://mstdn.social/@MarvinTheMartian/116515828356520952 &quot;EU Ascension&quot; instead of &quot;EU Accession&quot;. I love it.
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Post #2039341
Some of the most irritating people are those immigrants* who complain that their home country has too many immigrants. *expats, sorry: they want to be called expats. #Immigration
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Post #1857018
RE: https://mastodon.social/@MAKS23/116386396642723096 I just watched the news on TV: it was the Russians who claimed that Ukraine broke the ceasefire! Whom should I believe?๐ค You can understand from which side your country&#39;s news networks get information, by looking at whom they claim violated the ceasefire first. #Ukraine #Ukrainerussiawar #russia
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Post #1441864
๐ง๐พ ๐บ๐ฆ IS BELARUS NEUTRAL? Could Belarus claim to be neutral in the war in Ukraine? ๐ค Belarusian Armed Forces were not involved in the invasion of Ukraine, even if Russia uses Belarusian territory to move troops and materiel to invade Ukraine. #Belarus #Ukraine #Ukrainerussiawar
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Post #1441862
๐ช๐บ ๐ง๐ฌ BULGARIAN PARLIAMENTARY ELECTIONS 2026 EXIT POLLS source: https://bntnews.bg/news/parvi-rezultati-ot-ekzitpol-koi-vliza-v-52-riya-parlament-1389165news.html ๐ช๐บ pro-EU 44.3% GERBโSDS (EPP/Right): 16.2% PPโDB (Renew/CentreRight): 14.3% DPS (Renew/Centre): 8.4% APS(Renew/Centre): 2.8% Siy(G-EFA/Centre):2.6% ๐ท๐บ pro-russia 49.4% Left: 41.6% PB (?/Left): 37.5% BSP (PES/CentreLeft): 4.1% Right: 7.8% VAZ(ESN/FarRight): 4.9% MECh(?/FarRight): 2.9% #Bulgaria #BulgarianElection #Europe #Election2...
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Post #1256310
#UkraineSupportTracker of the #KielInstitute tracking aid to ๐บ๐ฆ #Ukraine Update up to February 2026 Aid allocations in billions Euros by country Total - ๐ช๐บ EU Total aid: 176 Bnโฌ 1๐บ๐ธ#USA: 115 Bnโฌ 2๐ช๐บ#EU common institutions: 84 Bnโฌ 3๐ฉ๐ช#Germany: 25 Bnโฌ 4๐ฌ๐ง#UK: 20 Bnโฌ 5๐จ๐ฆ#Canada: 14 Bnโฌ 6๐ฏ๐ต#Japan: 11 Bnโฌ 7๐ฉ๐ฐ#Denmark: 11 Bnโฌ Military - ๐ช๐บ EU total aid: 71 Bnโฌ 1๐บ๐ธ#USA: 65 Bnโฌ 2๐ฉ๐ช#Germany: 20 Bnโฌ 3๐ฌ๐ง#UK: 15 Bnโฌ 4๐ฉ๐ฐ#Denmark: 10 Bnโฌ 5๐ธ๐ช#Sweden: 9 Bnโฌ 6๐ณ๐ฑ#Netherlands: 9 Bnโฌ 7๐ซ๐ท#France: 6 Bnโฌ #NAFO #Ukrainerussiawar
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Post #1099485
RE: https://mstdn.social/@Televideo_bot/116392846248573307 ๐ฎ๐น โฅ๏ธ ๐ท๐บ The CEO of ENI (the Italian National Oil Company) asks to remove sanctions on Russia and to start buying Russian natural gas again. #Italy #russia #Ukrainerussiawar
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Post #1099483
๐ช๐บ ๐ญ๐บ HUNGARIAN PARLIAMENTARY ELECTIONS 2026 1.37% votes counted (PARTY LISTS) source: https://vtr.valasztas.hu/ogy2026 ๐ช๐บ pro-EU 38.7% Tisza (EPP/CentreRight): 38.7% ๐ท๐บ pro-russia 59.3% Fidesz (PfE/FarRight): 53.2% MHM (ESN/FartherRight) 6.1% #Hungary #HungarianElection #Europe #Election2026 #EU
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Post #1091243
๐ช๐บ ๐ญ๐บ HUNGARIAN PARLIAMENTARY ELECTIONS 2026 LATEST OPINION POLLS ๐ธGoverment pollsters: FIDESZ (Orbรกn): 45,4% TISZA (Magyar): 39,7% OUR HOMELAND (๐๐โโ๏ธ): 7,5% ๐นOpposition pollsters: TISZA (Magyar): 52% FIDESZ (Orbรกn): 39% OUR HOMELAND (๐๐โโ๏ธ): 5% Elections on Sunday 12th #Hungary #HungarianElection #Europe #Election2026 #EU
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Post #1091240
RE: https://mastodon.uno/@elCelio/116381592458026734 ๐ญ๐บ ๐ช๐บ ๐ง๐ฌ FROM HUNGARY TO BULGARIA Tomorrow, maybe, Orbร n will lose the elections, and a new, non pro-russian government could gain power in Hungary. But do not celebrate too fast: next week there will be elections in Bulgaria, where a new, pro-russian party is projected to get most of the votes. #Hungary #Bulgaria #EU #Elections2026 #Ukrainerussiawar
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Post #1009899
Trading places 2026 1) threat destroying civilization 2) short sell oil futures 3) announce ceasefire 4) profit #taco #trump #iran
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Post #912504
ON OTHER NEWS: ๐บ๐ธ๐ต๐ TRUMP&#39;S ADMINISTRATION STOCK GAINS The investements in the stock market of the members of Trump&#39;s cabinet have overperformed the S&amp;P 500 (average index) by 10 times. #trump #corruption #insidertrading #SP500 #stockmarket
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Post #841535
๐ญ๐บ Looking for Hungarians here. Are there any? #Hungary #Magyarorszรกg #Magyar
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Post #752522
๐ ๐จ๐ฆ Meet Louis, the Canadian border-jumping kitty-cat, who every day defies ICE and US Border Patrol and violates US borders to take a dump on US soil. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RLbXvUBzaY #Canada #Caturday
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Post #545182
๐ฌ๐ง ๐ซ๐ท British and French airforces are now active in the Persian Gulf region shooting down Shahed drones. For some unexplained reasons they can&#39;t do the same in their own continent. #UK #France #Iran #Ukraine #Ukrainerussiawar
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Post #364441
๐ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ 2026 MEN&#39;S ICE HOCKEY OLYMPIC FINAL Who do you support? #Canada #USA #IceHockey #OlympicGames