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<p>If cats looked like frogs we&#39;d realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are.</p>

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  • Post #4224670

    ๐Ÿ”ฅGLOBAL WARMING IN 2026 ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Europeans to Americans: &amp;quot;There&amp;#39;s global warming! Reduce CO2 emissions!&amp;quot;๐Ÿ˜Ÿ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Americans to Europeans: &amp;quot;There&amp;#39;s global warming! Buy A/C!&amp;quot; ๐Ÿคช #ClimateChange #GlobalWarming #Joke

  • Post #3635771

    ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ MEANWHILE IN RUSSIA: Russian: &quot;Putin! We are suffering! We need fuel!&quot; Putin: &quot;Don&#39;t worry! I just sent dozens of missile on Kiev: dozens of Ukrainians dead! They have it worse than you!&quot; Russian: &quot;Thank you, Putin! You are the best leader for Russia!&quot; #russia #Ukrainerussiawar #Kyiv #Ukraine

  • Post #3600369

    Best app for Mastodon on mobile? #Mastodon

  • Post #3080608

    RE: https://mstdn.social/@MarvinTheMartian/116687327917226565 I like how he calls out the hypocritical use of &amp;quot;neutrality&amp;quot; by Irish politicians. Expecially when they say: &amp;quot;Yes, we are selling huge amount fo aluminium to russia, but russia promised not to use it for war purposes&amp;quot;. I mean really... #Ireland #EU #russia #UkraineRussiaWar

  • Post #3034441

    ๐Ÿ’ถ ๐Ÿ’ธ TEMPO DI DICHARAZIONI E F24 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ULu-t81tLg&amp;amp;t=6s #tasse #cartonimorti

  • Post #3034440

    ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ โš”๏ธ THE FINNISH GENERAL At a conference with the foreign press, a Finnish General confidently proclaims: &amp;quot;All our defenses, in the South, in the East, and in the North, are ready to face any threat!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;But, what about the West?&amp;quot; asks a perplexed foreign journalist. The General, suddendly confused, replies: &amp;quot;Do you mean in case Russia occupies Sweden first?&amp;quot; #Finland #russia #joke

  • Post #2185677

    ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ˜ INDIANA REPUBLICAN PRIMARY 6 (out of 8) Republicans who opposed trump&amp;#39;s gerrymandering plans in the Indiana State Senate have been defeated in the Republican primary. Only 1 has been confirmed by the party. 1 primary still to be decided (3 votes difference). The Republican Party is the MAGA party. #trump #2026primary #Indiana #IndianaPrimary #Gerrymandering #USElection #2026UsElection #MAGA #GOP #Republicans

  • Post #2039350

    :StarWars: HAPPY STAR WARS DAY TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE ๐ŸŽ† May the Force be with you! #Maythe4th #maythe4thbewithyou #StarWars #StarWarsDay

  • Post #2039349

    RE: https://mstdn.social/@MarvinTheMartian/116515828356520952 &amp;quot;EU Ascension&amp;quot; instead of &amp;quot;EU Accession&amp;quot;. I love it.

  • Post #2039341

    Some of the most irritating people are those immigrants* who complain that their home country has too many immigrants. *expats, sorry: they want to be called expats. #Immigration

  • Post #1857018

    RE: https://mastodon.social/@MAKS23/116386396642723096 I just watched the news on TV: it was the Russians who claimed that Ukraine broke the ceasefire! Whom should I believe?๐Ÿค” You can understand from which side your country&amp;#39;s news networks get information, by looking at whom they claim violated the ceasefire first. #Ukraine #Ukrainerussiawar #russia

  • Post #1441864

    ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡พ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ IS BELARUS NEUTRAL? Could Belarus claim to be neutral in the war in Ukraine? ๐Ÿค” Belarusian Armed Forces were not involved in the invasion of Ukraine, even if Russia uses Belarusian territory to move troops and materiel to invade Ukraine. #Belarus #Ukraine #Ukrainerussiawar

  • Post #1441862

    ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ BULGARIAN PARLIAMENTARY ELECTIONS 2026 EXIT POLLS source: https://bntnews.bg/news/parvi-rezultati-ot-ekzitpol-koi-vliza-v-52-riya-parlament-1389165news.html ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ pro-EU 44.3% GERBโ€“SDS (EPP/Right): 16.2% PPโ€“DB (Renew/CentreRight): 14.3% DPS (Renew/Centre): 8.4% APS(Renew/Centre): 2.8% Siy(G-EFA/Centre):2.6% ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ pro-russia 49.4% Left: 41.6% PB (?/Left): 37.5% BSP (PES/CentreLeft): 4.1% Right: 7.8% VAZ(ESN/FarRight): 4.9% MECh(?/FarRight): 2.9% #Bulgaria #BulgarianElection #Europe #Election2...

  • Post #1256310

    #UkraineSupportTracker of the #KielInstitute tracking aid to ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ #Ukraine Update up to February 2026 Aid allocations in billions Euros by country Total - ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ EU Total aid: 176 Bnโ‚ฌ 1๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ#USA: 115 Bnโ‚ฌ 2๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ#EU common institutions: 84 Bnโ‚ฌ 3๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช#Germany: 25 Bnโ‚ฌ 4๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง#UK: 20 Bnโ‚ฌ 5๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ#Canada: 14 Bnโ‚ฌ 6๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต#Japan: 11 Bnโ‚ฌ 7๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ#Denmark: 11 Bnโ‚ฌ Military - ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ EU total aid: 71 Bnโ‚ฌ 1๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ#USA: 65 Bnโ‚ฌ 2๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช#Germany: 20 Bnโ‚ฌ 3๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง#UK: 15 Bnโ‚ฌ 4๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ#Denmark: 10 Bnโ‚ฌ 5๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช#Sweden: 9 Bnโ‚ฌ 6๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ#Netherlands: 9 Bnโ‚ฌ 7๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท#France: 6 Bnโ‚ฌ #NAFO #Ukrainerussiawar

  • Post #1099485

    RE: https://mstdn.social/@Televideo_bot/116392846248573307 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น โ™ฅ๏ธ ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ The CEO of ENI (the Italian National Oil Company) asks to remove sanctions on Russia and to start buying Russian natural gas again. #Italy #russia #Ukrainerussiawar

  • Post #1099483

    ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ HUNGARIAN PARLIAMENTARY ELECTIONS 2026 1.37% votes counted (PARTY LISTS) source: https://vtr.valasztas.hu/ogy2026 ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ pro-EU 38.7% Tisza (EPP/CentreRight): 38.7% ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ pro-russia 59.3% Fidesz (PfE/FarRight): 53.2% MHM (ESN/FartherRight) 6.1% #Hungary #HungarianElection #Europe #Election2026 #EU

  • Post #1091243

    ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ HUNGARIAN PARLIAMENTARY ELECTIONS 2026 LATEST OPINION POLLS ๐Ÿ”ธGoverment pollsters: FIDESZ (Orbรกn): 45,4% TISZA (Magyar): 39,7% OUR HOMELAND (๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ): 7,5% ๐Ÿ”นOpposition pollsters: TISZA (Magyar): 52% FIDESZ (Orbรกn): 39% OUR HOMELAND (๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ): 5% Elections on Sunday 12th #Hungary #HungarianElection #Europe #Election2026 #EU

  • Post #1091240

    RE: https://mastodon.uno/@elCelio/116381592458026734 ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ FROM HUNGARY TO BULGARIA Tomorrow, maybe, Orbร n will lose the elections, and a new, non pro-russian government could gain power in Hungary. But do not celebrate too fast: next week there will be elections in Bulgaria, where a new, pro-russian party is projected to get most of the votes. #Hungary #Bulgaria #EU #Elections2026 #Ukrainerussiawar

  • Post #1009899

    Trading places 2026 1) threat destroying civilization 2) short sell oil futures 3) announce ceasefire 4) profit #taco #trump #iran

  • Post #912504

    ON OTHER NEWS: ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ“ˆ TRUMP&amp;#39;S ADMINISTRATION STOCK GAINS The investements in the stock market of the members of Trump&amp;#39;s cabinet have overperformed the S&amp;amp;P 500 (average index) by 10 times. #trump #corruption #insidertrading #SP500 #stockmarket

  • Post #841535

    ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ Looking for Hungarians here. Are there any? #Hungary #Magyarorszรกg #Magyar

  • Post #752522

    ๐Ÿˆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Meet Louis, the Canadian border-jumping kitty-cat, who every day defies ICE and US Border Patrol and violates US borders to take a dump on US soil. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RLbXvUBzaY #Canada #Caturday

  • Post #545182

    ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท British and French airforces are now active in the Persian Gulf region shooting down Shahed drones. For some unexplained reasons they can&amp;#39;t do the same in their own continent. #UK #France #Iran #Ukraine #Ukrainerussiawar

  • Post #364441

    ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 2026 MEN&amp;#39;S ICE HOCKEY OLYMPIC FINAL Who do you support? #Canada #USA #IceHockey #OlympicGames