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• Post #4484738

  The fuck?? https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/aug/10/harry-potter-fans-force-relocation-of-430m-undersea-cable-to-avoid-dobbys-grave?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

• Post #4443338

  Ugh. Think I’m coming down with something. Not great timing given I’m in Melbourne at my old place without proper heating or anything.

• Post #4327162

  Home is where your NBN router is. Therefore I am a Sydneysider again.

• Post #4191691

  So anyway, now I’m back in Sydney who wants to join my Half Man Half Biscuit cover band?

• Post #4136540

  If #CountBinface doesn't win, Clacton should get in the sea

• Post #4134030

  Scrolled insta and found a review of The Odyssey describing it as "a very bad commute" and now I want to watch it more than anything else in the world. Look, I know the story very well. But I somehow want to watch a bunch of highly-paid people pretending to suffer through it in Very High Definition.

• Post #4080960

  Any of my #Melbourne Mastodon friends need furniture? I've got - A load of bookshelves I'm not taking to Sydney. - Couple of workbenches (the kind with the pegboard back, - a nice marble-topped kitchen island, - a hydraulic sit-stand mini desk and an office chair - a nice TV/entertainment unit - a modular sofa - a fabric bench seat - Some 1080p monitors - hydraulic monitor arms - A giant cable drum coffee table - Loads of other random bits and bobs. All sorts of stuff. Some of...

• Post #4059355

  Must be a day with “y” in the name. https://youtu.be/jFoxOqOk9rk

• Post #3829450

  Regarding #CountBinface’s pledge to move the hand dryer at the Crown & Treaty pub in Uxbridge… may I urge you to look up the history of that particular pub? Go on. Check Wikipedia. Everything has a deeper layer than the surface joke. He would be a brilliant parliamentarian (but would retain kayfabe)

• Post #3678474

  I keep getting emails from Indeed saying "this job matches your profile" then I click through and find it's for a specific stack I didn't even know existed. I mean wtf even is the MERN stack? (I looked it up, I have not got any of that mentioned in my profile anywhere) Indeed's clanker be fucked yo.

• Post #3678473

  Low stakes conspiracy theory that's possibly true: Elon Musk is renaming all his stuff to X so that he can slowly make the serifs on the X bigger and bigger and slightly more hooked and then turn them to the full 90°, then finally put that logo onto a white circle on a field of red. Just saying.

• Post #3678472

  Huge if true

• Post #3678471

  Binface versus Farage in Clacton?? Oh please, Clacton, Please do it. It won’t get you all forgiveness for Brexit, but it will stop me hating you all so much. #ukpol

• Post #3678470

  Petition to rename Stockholm Syndrome to “Chronic America Brain” https://youtu.be/Fkde5ba6ATY

• Post #3678469

  This is worrying on numerous levels, and not just because of the LLM agent. Also because of the humans intertwined with it. People are using LLMs to do really dumb stuff. https://youtu.be/WnzR5aOElvw?si=TjEXQyW6pzu73NZW

• Post #3678468

  I wonder if British internet politics/culture commentator Tom Nicholas is aware that a search of his name on Reddit returns this?

• Post #3649701

  Ashley has found the "spoon for the tism council to judge" meme on Instagram and is torturing me with fucking unacceptable spoons.

• Post #2403496

  Did a bit of Lego tonight.

• Post #2096503

  Just thought to myself "is the bad.horse DNS thing still up?" and well... it's still up! (if you want to see it for yourself, open a command prompt and type tracert -h 60 bad.horse then sit back and watch)

• Post #2075957

  Beware: Sheep Graziers

• Post #1976518

  And nothing of value was lost https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/24/millionaire-hunter-dies-elephants-gabon

• Post #1851105

  Fuckin #usdefaultism from Duolingo, as per.

• Post #1834689

  I would attempt to blow up a national assembly for a Wikipedia entry this fucking cool.

• Post #1621058

  Paralegal: airdropped solicitor #uxbridgeenglishdictionary

• Post #1591026

  Kiwi: important, nay _pivotal_ urination #uxbridgeenglishdictionary

• Post #1417261

  Pangolin: stringed instrument that rolls into a ball when threatened #uxbridgeenglishdictionary

• Post #962783

  RE: https://rssfeed.media/@abcfeeds/116332640003410539 Wtf?

• Post #962781

  Religious zealots lie. News at eleven Online polls can be gamed. NEWS AT FUCKING ELEVEN https://youtu.be/_di30_bloxg?si=TT8TlYIWIs16pOPd

• Post #962779

  https://youtu.be/rvDGhh0eXE8?si=2sOUk0jcaFhmTIRU

• Post #962776

  In a sane universe, an “off the shelf software” polict might look like the sensible choice for a moon mission. Tried and tested, commercially supported, professionally built* Unfortunately, we’re not in one of those so they had to fix broken outlook on what I presume to be the most remote support session ever. *in the aforementioned sane universe