Dr. Benway
drbenway@jorts.horse
<p>Improvisational surgeon. Prescriber of time distortion drugs.</p><p>“The study of thinking machines teaches us more about the brain than we can learn by introspective methods. Western man is externalizing himself in the form of gadgets.”</p><p>[Disclaimer: If you think I'm any sort of actual doctor, your head is even softer than it looks.]</p>
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Post #3280311
/home/rdawkins/.claudette/skills/call_me_daddy.md
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Post #3280310
What does it mean when your vodka costs about as much per unit volume as your mixer?
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Post #3280309
TL;DR: Mormon military chaplains are no longer categorized as “Christian”. This is as hilarious as it is predictable - watching theocratic shitbags get outraged when the other theocratic shitbags they supported decided they wanted the wrong kind of theocracy. This nominally administrative change was not accidental (absolutely fucking could not have been), nor was it benign. The bad guys have an orthodoxy in mind. https://www.ksl.com/article/51507816/lee-curtis-defend-church-of-jesus-christ-as-...
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Post #3280308
I just read about a plan to open a &quot;sophisticated sports bar” in the Midwest city where I live, and I don&#39;t know who in this fucking hillbilly shithole they think would go to such a place. In response, I&#39;m putting up a bar with no signage except “FISTFIGHTS ALLOWED ON GAME NIGHT”. If you need me, I&#39;ll be over here rolling around in my money like Scrooge Fucking McDuck.
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Post #3280306
Other than a few staples such as antibiotics, antivirals, and time travel drugs, I try to only prescribe substances that carry (or would carry, if they were legally prescribable) warnings about heavy machinery. If you&#39;re sick, you deserve a little treat.
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Post #3280305
This 15-inch figurine from Serbia is widely considered to be proof that ass men have existed since at least the Neolithic Age. #Ass #Art #Archeology
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Post #1935178
Tell kids that this cartoon was set in the 80s.