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• Post #2048205

  An idea just occurred to me. If there was Youtube in the world of the pokemon games, it would 100% have a trend of like "Surviving a month only from pokemon challange" where the guy just replaces all furniture in his house with different pokemon species.

• Post #2048204

  Na minha cidade tem uma lei que é proibido usar ovo de pato na comida, so pode ovo de galinha, embora a policia nunca faça nada com quem discumpre isso. é o tipo de lei soa bem no papel, mas no infringir dos ovos a coisa é muito diferente.

• Post #2048203

  I like to treat my financial life the same way I do my colon. We are always at full liquidity, baby!

• Post #2048202

  Western society begun it's long process of decline right around the time using pointy hats regularly begun to be seen as unusual.

• Post #2048201

  it is said in the bible, in the book of revelations, that the end times will be heralded by Mogged and MaMogged

• Post #2048200

  Literally anything+tomatoes and olive oil = Italian food

• Post #2048199

  Much has been said about the idea of "Death of the author", but hear me out, what if we did a "Twink death of the author" instead?

• Post #2048198

  I like to be a mysterious and enigmatic kinda person, like that one time I shat myself in middle school

• Post #2048197

  Transação, transa, ação.

• Post #1868412

  I'm lonely -_-

• Post #1868411

  Sometimes people hit me with a weird ass acronym for something and expect me to know what the fuck it stands for, and I just go: "Bruh, me no speak letters"

• Post #1868410

  Eu:"Eu não tô nem aí! Eu não devo nada pra ninguém!" FIES:"Tem certeza?"

• Post #1868409

  I just realized that if I were a vampire I'd have the perfect excuse to be a NEET.

• Post #1868408

  acabei de receber um e-mail de propaganda do Santander com o titulo "Show do Ed Sheeran no Brasil!" Eu realmente não esperava rir tanto disso, puta q pariu. essa é a coisa mais santander q eu ja vi na minha vida

• Post #1868407

  meu dia: Tristeza e depressão menina fofa: *aparece* meu dia: alegria

• Post #1868406

  Vc pode me prender, vc pode me torturar, vc pode me matar. Mas vc jamais vai me fazer parar de chamar o pix de picles

• Post #1868405

  Experiments have demonstrated that when faced with the choice of doing a shitty activity with free coffee or doing a cool activity where they have to pay for coffee, people will choose the former rather than the latter 100% of the time. It's hardwired into human biology.

• Post #1185108

  Sometimes I wonder if by using my spam as my inbox and my inbox as my spam if email would be more useable

• Post #931496

  Hey fedi, I need suggestions of cool old obscure games to try out. Give me your best.

• Post #603827

  hello fedi, does anyone around here happens to know any place where one can *looks around from side to side*, lets say, "acquire" academic books without much hassle?