the swagon

dragon@lesbian.solutions

Full of fluids, made of flesh.Don't be horny at me, please interact before requesting to followproud owner of 1 (one) beanDNI

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Post #3882168
do they make workstation motherboards? I have a normal human being pc and it still boots up saying DEMOCRATIC PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF GAMERS and id rather it didnt because i am not a gamer
Post #2618137
It's actually so fucked that jobs exist
Post #2421828
If Foreskin is so good why is there no Fiveskin
Post #2362546
on puppydog internet it's an ARF table
Post #2224308
It's fucked up that the new pandemic is called the hentaivirus. Like do i have it?
Post #1979881
Non Americans what's the most American state
Post #1745388
its getting hot 🥰 time for summery executions 🥰
Post #1745387
For the price of two pints of hagen-dasz ice cream you can get one delicious mango
Post #1668711
We should adopt a sort of Nordic model for car ownership in which it's legal to own and drive a car but parking lots and street parking are illegal
Post #1568499
People will take boy underwear out of the washer if you've been away too long but not girl underwear. Pro tip
Post #1568496
They should make more plateaus. 99999 plateaus by megadeleuze and turboguattari
Post #1568495
They call me wittgenstron3000 all language games are isomorphic to chess and therefore theoretically solvable
Post #1568494
Literally if Einstein was so smart how come he didn't invent Einstzwei
Post #1568493
You're the only* one for me 🥰 * unique up to isomorphism
Post #1486111
Australian process server: I serve cunts
Post #1161781
I'm living la vida normal
Post #935290
I wasn't initially into shibari but my friend roped me into it
Post #735983
Do you know what it means to "burn a CD?"