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• Post #4263794

  The Dog

• Post #4001212

  @.@ help I took a selfie and felt cute

• Post #3767481

  Senator Lindsey Graham actually died while I was getting fisted and that's beautiful I think.

• Post #3526565

  Fine. I will attempt to watch The Summer Hikaru Died.

• Post #1688589

  I don't know where I found this picture but I REALLY wanna talk about the composition. The pink thong and motorcycle helmet under the bed. The way it leads your eye from the cock down the leg past the cum to the messily tied chucks. This is high art self-portraiture. I love it.

• Post #1684339

  Real friendship is telling your bestie, "We can absolutely talk about your emotional crisis right now. I'm just in the midst of The Process so I might interrupt you to tell you you're on mute for 90 seconds or so while I hit it with the shower shot." And then she's like, "Ok. Bet."

• Post #1684338

  Two guys were playing in the sling in a friend's room while the three of us were just chatting and then we heard a splash, turned to look and saw the guy had pissed himself, applauded and cheered, went back to our convo. 🤣

• Post #1684337

  There's a pretty common joke about calling kink events "knitting conventions" so someone did a photo shoot in a room of them knitting in the sling while there's an entire fist inside him. 🤣

• Post #1684335

  There is a man with 14" circumference fists here. I am very much thinking about it.

• Post #1684334

  Overheard Thursday night while I was having an exorcism level anal orgasm: "Gurl, it's Thursday." (Sarcastic. He needs to pace hisself.) Overheard Saturday night while I was having an exorcism level anal orgasm: "Gurl, it's Saturday?!" (Deep concern. Confused arousal.)

• Post #1684333

  Checked doubles and prolapse off the bottoming check list and am now attending an impromptu footing lecture.

• Post #1684332

  RE: https://woof.group/@dkub/116468517975601096 Um. So anyway. I've been footed. And took more doubles?

• Post #1684331

  Being gay and old is hilarious because it's like I have the most debaucherous sex stories and then I'm like "and then it was 11pm and I was tired, so I went to bed."

• Post #1684330

  Hi. I have a very important question: why are men hot? How very fucking dare they.

• Post #1484039

  Me to my bestie: "I've edited pics of you doing fourth hole with your vag out. You can take my FaceTime in the bathroom with you."

• Post #1484038

  BRB starting a trans chicken rescue. https://www.reddit.com/r/asheville/s/KI7OLgcqdR

• Post #1484037

  Thirty or so minutes in, my opinion is this movie needs to start paying off it's confusion and do something weird soonish.

• Post #1484033

  Final review for The Drama (2026): This movie should've chosen less things to be. The dark comedic elements worked amazingly but the attempts play some of the more surrealist plot twists with a straight face ruined it. The film is not a serious film, but it wasn't unserious enough.

• Post #1484032

  Thought I was gonna get some sexy toy time video and pics last night and instead got footage of me...working through Some Stuff. Thaaaaaaaat is not for general consumption that's for sure. I never know what's gonna come to the surface when I go for Total Obliteration on a big dildo. Sometimes it's hot. Sometimes it's finally getting in that big cry and screaming fit you repressed earlier in the week because you had to be the bigger man and weather the storm. But...

• Post #1484030

  Dr. Clockwork is pretty fantastic at customer service and my essentials kit with a mechanical violet wand will be leaving in a few days. So I will have it after Spring FFling! I am very excited to play with it soon. Praxxis really talked up his body probes at the violet wand class at CLAW.

• Post #1484028

  I like learning rope stuff because now I can just roll my eyes every time I start a single column and mutter, "UGH I always get a granny knot when I want a square knot" and the riggers laughs and the bunnies just have to pretend not to be concerned.

• Post #1484027

  Something they don't talk about with service sub things is how because you are trying to get it perfect for Someone Else you suddenly are VERY brave enough to say, "No. This is not what we ordered. Please fix this."

• Post #1484026

  Wood working gays. That's it. That's the toot.

• Post #675182

  Me in the middle of deep reminiscing and navigating rapidly changing internal landscapes out here on the same Internet that T.A.T.U. rose and fell on.

• Post #675181

  Hi. Hello. Someone tried to scold me for moving a default branch from master to main by being very pedantic with the Oxford Dictionary so I just said, "Yeah well there are some men I call master so when I see the word I get an awkward chub," and immediately won the argument.

• Post #675180

  Playing "is this heartburn or am I sore from the toy size upgrade?" is a great part of being me at 42. @.@

• Post #675178

  Holy SHIIIIIIT this movie starts intense.